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24.5s
Word choice, man. [Shazam] Yeah, I regretted it as soon as it was coming out of my mouth. [Super Hero Eugene] It's just one of those words... [Shazam] I know. I just... "Dear daughters of Asshat-Las." -Burn! -[chuckles] I just came up with that. Make sure you put a dash in there, though, so it's really clear. Okay. [clears throat] Man, it's so good having Steve cover grammar and spelling and stuff, it makes me sound so much smarter.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
25s
Okay, maybe, like, a partial total win. -Told you I suck at dodgeball. -[Shazam] Yeah, you do, yeah, but you know, look, Pedro, we all have our weak spots. You know what I mean? And hers... [chuckles] lack of strategic thinking. Now for the real trade. Freddy and the staff, for your freedom. [superhero Darla] And get rid of the dome. [Shazam] Oh, yeah. And get rid of the dome. 'Cause the city of brotherly love is gettin' a little moist.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
23.9s
[clears throat] So... "A brother for a sister, huh? How's that feel? Also, how are you actually sisters, because the age difference is very noticeable, and slightly upsetting, I'm not gonna lie." Even though I don't like you very much, I believe everyone deserves human rights, but you don't deserve strawberry. You only get yellow. [gasps]
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
15.6s
What? -[door closes] -[chain locks] You thought you were just goin' into some regular porta-potty, didn't ya? Which I can somehow still smell. Yeah, yeah, it really sticks around. It's crazy, right? -Yeah. -Like, permeates the air. Doesn't matter. Anyway, welcome to the Rock of Eternity.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods