[docent] The lore tells us of a valiant few who stood above the fray and fog. My, what weapons they must have wielded. Which brings us to our current exhibit, the mythical staff of the gods. In Homer's tale, the staff was said to harness the gift of all gods. Oh. [chuckles] Welcome, proud soldiers. What did I say? Museums are fun. Amusement parks for the brains. [laughs] -Whoa! -[docent] Okay, there's no reason to get pushy. Everyone will get a chance to see it. Carved from a heartwood not seen in over 2,000 years, the two halves of this ancient replica were recently discovered in, of all places, a waste processing plant outside of Philadelphia. So strong, they reportedly broke -three trash compactors. -[thuds] Okay, um, friends, that's enough. I'm, I'm sort of the star of the show here... [gasps] -Stop! -[people murmuring] Stop! Sir!
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"Rejected by city." That's the Tribune. Nobody reads the Tribune. -I do. -Anyway, okay, well, um... I, uh, appreciate your help, but I got some real problems. There's this terrorist hostage situation going on, so... -Hostage situation? -Yeah.
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Yeah. [Shazam] Whoo! She sure didn't see that coming because she didn't go to the eye doctor. [chuckles] [Shazam] Uh, Darla, that was, 'cause... -[rattling] -A euphemism. That was a euphemism.
