You know what? Screw it. Let's try. Let's try this crazy thing.
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Hey, Steve, do I just dictate to...
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[reporter] The Ben Franklin Bridge has collapsed. Fortunately, there are no casualties. Thanks in part to our local heroes, one with me now. It's great to be here, Nancy. What can I say? It's all in a day's work. Right. Well, how do you feel about being dubbed the Philadelphia Fiascoes? Given that that's not an official title, we feel nothing about it. That is not our name. [Shazam] Right, but the important thing is... What is wrong with these people?
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Billy!
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I'm Captain Everypower Junior. [chuckles softly, sniffles] Don't you forget it.
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-Yeah. -Oh. -I'm the wizard. -Oh, this is the wizard. He's a wizard who's called "the wizard." Okay, get dressed right now. Come on, hurry up. [superhero Darla] Put on these clothes. This is so weird. [Shazam] Yep, yep. You guys are the Philly Fiascoes? Okay. This is in no way an acknowledgement of that stupid nickname but, yes, that would be us. Now can you pick up the pace? We have to go. The dragon is here!
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[groaning] Oh, my God. Freddy?
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Billy! Dude, wake up. You did it.
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[ominous music playing]
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Say their names. [magical voices] Say their names. Say their names. [screaming continues]