Holy moly. [people screaming] [foreboding music playing]
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
1.8s
Billy Bats...
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
2s
Oh, boy, I really need a name.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
10s
-Holy sh... -[wizard] Shh! -[gasps] -[wizard] I'm trying to sleep. It is the only escape from the tortures here. Okay. Bleak.
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2.3s
-[growls] -[creatures screeching]
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4.2s
Your world will not survive this. Yeah, no shit, Merlin! [Anthea] He's right.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
20.8s
You know I've actually never, never been up here. Don't lie. [chuckles] This is where you hang out with your superhero friends, isn't it? No, actually, why would they ever have to... Why would they ever come here? I mean they have, yes, they've driven by... Do you actually know those guys? Or is this like a "Canadian girlfriend" situation? Oh, you mean Collette? Well, she and I aren't really exclusive, as of now. [chuckles]
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
10.6s
You are not fit to wield it. More fit than you. You had him in your hands, yet did nothing. Our sole purpose is to avenge our father, but everyone here has become weak.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
1.4s
Shazam!
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9s
Destiny's Child did it better. He is stronger than he looks. [Freddy screaming] -Say their names. -Stop!
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2.4s
[rumbling]
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1.4s
[growls]
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25.3s
So, from the top. What is Thundercrack's Make-A-Wish kid? Yeah. Um, it's real inside baseball, but basically, a while ago I happened to have some lunch in the cafeteria with a few superheroes. Wait, the kid who's friends with superheroes. -That was you? -Yeah. And they're still dicks to you? Sadly, just 'cause you know someone cool, doesn't really necessarily make you cool. You seem pretty cool to me.
I promise after this if I don't get eaten by a dragon, I'm not gonna force you to keep me. -Okay? -What? I know I age out soon. Billy. My wonderful, kind, brave, son. You will never age out of your home.
