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This is not feeling like a terrorist training ground.

Shaft

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That's my preference. But... in general, women want a man to be manly. I'm pretty sure women don't like being told what it is that they like. See, that's the shit I'm talking about. Men used to be men. Now, you millennial motherfuckers are running around worrying about what women think, and how they feel, and apologizing and shit. It's embarrassing. Apologizing is embarrassing? Yes. Men don't apologize. That's a trap they set for us. Real men just own their shit. No. Real men take responsibility for what they do. Real men are strong enough to admit when they're wrong. Real men are strong enough to put their foot in a motherfucker's ass when they get pissed off. What is that? The Shaft family motto? It's an unwritten rule, Stephen A. Shit.

Shaft

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You know, I'm trying to give homeboy the benefit of the doubt, but that motherfucker is annoying. I need to find out how much zakat it's gonna take to build one of those.

Shaft

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I still don't know.

Shaft

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All the mosque files are encrypted. Like... crazy encrypted. Shouldn't they be? Yeah, if they're up to some real shady shit. All right, I'm gonna have to work some magic if I'm gonna have any chance of phishing the quantum network and converging the endpoint protection platforms to unlock this data.

Shaft

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He's picking me up from the hotel and taking me to this place called Trista's. Oh.

Shaft

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Well, apparently, this one just opened up. A grocery store... gave a half million dollars to the cleric, directly.

Shaft

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Wait, come look at this. Five hundred thousand dollars directly deposited to the cleric's personal account from El Supemercado Fantastico. I've been in this neighborhood forever. I ain't never heard of that one.

Shaft

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Can you hook that up to the TV?

Shaft

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I'm in.

Shaft

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Who that? It's my boss.

Shaft

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Agent Vietti. Why am I looking at an empty desk? I'm sorry. You know that mosque? I think I found some information. The one I specifically told you to stay away from? - Well, yeah. I know, but... - You disobeyed a direct order. You placed a highly classified operation in jeopardy.

Shaft

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Unbelievable. You have unlimited information available to you in seconds, the tools to store and to organize all your files. Graphics, music, HD porn, and that's just... Whoa, whoa, whoa, HD porn?

Shaft

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Wait a minute. If you don't use a computer, how do you keep track of all your case files? I got a system.

Shaft

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Hey, you remind me...

Shaft

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Ooh, lookie here. Will someone call Ripley's, 'cause this woman is too beautiful to be believed. Thank you so much. Well, you know, you don't look so bad yourself. Well, you know, I do what I do. Goddamn pants on. You L.T.

Shaft

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That is what you said.

Shaft

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I'm sorry?

Shaft