Hey, could you grab me a coconut water, please? Yeah, coconut water, coming up. I could use the electrolytes.
Shaft
6.9s
Just no... There's no ass tapping. Ah! But you wanna be tapping that ass, though, don't you? - Uh... - Right?
Shaft
4.3s
I told her we we're going to the mosque. Now she wants to come. "No.
Shaft
3.3s
Maybe I underestimated you. No, we're just friends.
Shaft
4.2s
Survey says: I didn't. Oh! I fucked up.
Shaft
2.2s
We all got that one special girl.
Shaft
2.4s
Yeah.
Shaft
1s
John Shaft.
Shaft
1s
Shaft.
Shaft
12s
You must be Sasha. Yeah, literally just told him that. Uh... Yeah, I am, and who are you? This is the private detective that I've been working with. He's also kind of my dad.
Shaft
10.3s
That's the guy everybody wants to hang with. - Oh, shit. Sasha. - Thought you said she wasn't coming. She wasn't. But, you know, she's not exactly the type to take no for an answer. Well, well, well.
Shaft
11.8s
Jesus! My head is killing me. Oh, don't be that whiny hangover guy, son. Nobody likes that guy, you know. Just frown, grab your head, and say, "Damn, I kicked it too hard last night. I am fucked up."
Shaft
6.9s
Yo! Now, you know this is a real Super Bowl ring, right? Got this from L.T. Did him a serious favor back in the day.
Shaft
22.6s
Ah, damn, I kicked it too hard last night. I'm fucked up. He took me out last night. We blew off some steam. You should have seen this motherfucker in the club. He was tearing it up. JJ, turning up on a Tuesday, huh? On a goddamn Tuesday. Can you believe that? No. Boy's got more Shaft than I thought. Yeah, well, let's hope that there's a prescription for that. Shall we? Yeah.
Shaft
7.4s
I'm sorry, I just... I wouldn't know what you look like because, you know, you haven't shown up for the last 25 years. Oh, beautiful and fiery.
Shaft
5.7s
Now that we're all acquainted... - I thought it was a good question. - Yeah. I'm sure. - Yeah... - You okay?