Can I get one of those? No, I don't know where your lips been.
Shaft
6.4s
There he is. My favorite newly reinstated, newly-promoted field agent slash computer analyst.
Shaft
12s
In other news, the owner of a prominent grocery store chain in Harlem was arrested today. Benita Rodriguez faces attempted murder charges in connection with a money laundering scheme for a notorious drug cartel.
Shaft
3.9s
Don't pay attention to him. Come over here and give your granddaddy some love.
Shaft
6.2s
So, what's next? Got a call from a couple upstate. Possible kidnapping, embezzlement. Can't call the cops.
Shaft
2.5s
- Oh, what do I do? What do I do? - Keep some pressure on it!
Shaft
7.1s
That's my boy. Our boy. I pushed the little motherfucker out. After I shot him in. You always claiming shit.
Shaft
1.2s
Welcome back, kid.
Shaft
2.7s
For what? Ten dollars, I'll suck your dick.
Shaft
2.1s
- Just like you said it would. - Told you.
Shaft
18.9s
Dang. Man, I bet she looks good in scrubs. You know, I will tell her that you've been thinking about that. No. No, no, no. Come on. Don't do that. No, J, you know I wouldn't do you like that. Come on, now. And plus, you're like a badass FBI agent. She might actually give you a shot. I'm not an "agent" agent, per say. I'm a data analyst. Data analyst? Please tell me you don't tell anyone else that.
Shaft
6.7s
Are you kidding me? Of course, I do. Cyber's running shit around here. Hey, Shaft. - Aye. - Conference room. Now. Um, it's John, sir.
Shaft
11.1s
Man, where are you going? My place is in the opposite direction. I'm smarter than GPS, motherfucker. I know that. - We gotta make a pit stop. - Oh! No. Please, no. I'm exhausted. Can you just take me home? No can do.
