It's a little more complicated than that. Oh, okay. Well, I didn't realize that it was complicated. You know, in that case, all is forgiven. You're standing here acting like I ain't remember you. Like I ain't send you shit every birthday... Like the condoms you sent me when I was 10? Remember that year I sent you those VIP passes to Honeybuns with the complimentary $500 stacks? No.
Shaft
11.7s
Oh, we ain't friends? No! Yeah... Wait a minute. Hold on. See, I just... You know, I came here to ask you about somebody who's a mutual friend. So that's gotta count for something, right?
Shaft
2.1s
Whoa. Whoa, whoa.
Shaft
9.6s
She's scared you're gonna run into your grandma up in there. You know, she had more stripper girlfriends than an Arab got hoes in the harem. Could you not talk about my grandmother like that, please?
Shaft
9.9s
I thought "Irresistible" was some kind of stripper name or some shit. I looked at your driver's license, and... that shit's for real. I'll call you. No, you won't.
Shaft
1s
That's right.
Shaft
1s
Yeah...
Shaft
10.3s
Wait a minute. Who's Manny? How you gonna ask me something like that? You think I'm a snitch? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... - Well, I am. For a price. How much cash you got on you? Are you...
Shaft
2.3s
I did not abandon you.
Shaft
2.9s
We ain't friends, are we? No. No, we're not.
Shaft
2.1s
What the fuck are you wearing?
Shaft
17.8s
So... you in the city now? Oh, no, don't tell me. Uh... down in Soho, exposed brick loft, with a bi-curious roommate, with a little furry-ass dog. And... Oh! A farmhouse sink. You've been stalking my Facebook? I look like I'm on Facebook, motherfucker?
Shaft
1s
Hm.
Shaft
21.9s
Who did that to you, son? Don't act like you care about that. No, no, no, no. You tell me who put hands on you like you're some little punk. And you tell me right now. All right, it's this... this henchman. This guy named Manuel. What? One of Manny's push-up-doing punks did that to you?
Shaft
12.8s
Oh, my bad. Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck am I? Puta cucaracha... Oh! I'm sorry. He doesn't know how to properly speak to women. We're just here... looking for the owner, Bennie.
Shaft
1s
Come on.
Shaft
1.2s
Who would do this to him?
Shaft
5.3s
How'd you just do that? I told you, I got a system. This is my "Puerto Ricans I don't trust" file.
