Now, if you'll excuse me... it's dust bunny season... and I'm hunting wabbits.
Deadpool 2
15.2s
I accept your apology. I never apologized. I was talking to your heart. See? You're not lost cause you thought. I'm proud. You're everything I knew you can be. Thank you, Colossus. Just trying to be the world's best X-Man. Sorry, X-Person.
Deadpool 2
13.2s
You know, historically, mischief has been my mistress... so I understand, you know. But I like to think... that you guys have really rubbed off on me. I like to think that I've rubbed off around you, too.
Deadpool 2
30.6s
Who is he talking to? And why is he dressed like a registered sex offender? Can we focus for a moment, ladies? Please, we need to talk about next month's meal plan. Obviously, everyone hated the ceviche. I read the suggestion box. I'm gonna stop you right there. I see through this weak act. You may have fooled Colossus with this nice guy shit... but not me. Don't be mean. Back off, NTW. No, no, no. Let her go. Let her go, it's okay. She has a right to be skeptical. Look at me. I'm an easy target.
