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All you dirty mutants are gonna rot in hell with the boy! Your souls are beyond redemption! Let's see your soul, perv! No, no! No! No more! We're better than that! We're better than him! No more senseless violence! No more bloodshed! We'll let karma take care of him. The day of reckoning is here!
Deadpool 2
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Got 'em. God, Russell. I have a mission. To get my revenge. I'm going to burn that headmaster alive. You're not the revenge type. Take it from a friend. Friend? You were sick, and I protected you. You said it yourself. "I'm not your friend. Find someone stronger." So I did. [GRUNTS] Russell, I couldn't protect you back then. But I can now. What do you want me to say, huh? "I care about you"? 'Cause goddamn it, I care about you, Russell. What's Juggernaut got that I don't have? Don't you say legs! I know you're gonna say legs! Legs! Still hurts to hear out loud!
Deadpool 2
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You'll do no such thing. Why don't you just say it in an Indian accent? I'm sorry? Apology accepted. This is a side of you I do not like. Let me guess, some of your best friends in the future are Indian. What the hell are you...? Once again, intolerance rears its ugly head. I am so sorry. It gets better. I'm not a fucking racist, moron! That's precisely what a racist would say. I'm with the old white guy on this one. And that's a twist. When this is over... I'm going to fuck you to death with your own broken feet. And a sexual predator, too. That's rich. I should have finished college. DEADPOOL: So what exactly do you do in the future, anyway, huh? Some kind of soldier? Yeah, something like that. DEADPOOL: I was a soldier. Special Forces. I bet 50 years from now, we're bestest buddies. 50 years from now, you're very dead. Your entire generation fucked this planet into a coma. Boom! [IMITATES EXPLOSION] Spoiler alert. [SNICKERS] [SIGHS] Planets. Next time, Uber. Here's a spoiler alert. You're not a fucking hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. DEADPOOL: Well, I got news for you. My heart is in the right place. Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Because of me, he's gonna know what real love looks like. We're all going to die. Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like. I'm a grower, not a shower. God, I wish this were a bus where I could pull the string and get out. It's a good thing Cable's not driving, or you'd be in the back. I am in the back. DEADPOOL: Right here! [BRAKES SCREECHING]
Deadpool 2