Alone. You got no family. I didn't have a family, either. You live in this dump. Guess what? I used to live in a shithole just like it.
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Bye, Wade!
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[EXHALES]
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You're about to get dick-slapped.
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Hi, there!
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It is now.
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And it appears as if the X-Men are arriving... DEADPOOL: Scatter! REPORTER: ...with what appears to be a trainee. DEADPOOL: Everyone, calm down! The pros are here. I... We're the X-Men! A dated metaphor for racism in the '60s. So, respect. At ease, Officer.
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[ALL SCREAMING] Oh, shit! That fucking does it! Put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head! Now! Wade! What was first rule? Label everything in the refrigerator! Do not escalate! Rules are meant to be broken! COLOSSUS: That's the exact opposite of what they're meant for!
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Fuck! Fine! I'll start from the beginning. My name is Deadpool, and I'm an X-Man. Trainee! Shut it!
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[SCREAMING]
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[RUSSELL GRUNTS] Hold on! Wait, wait, wait! Okay, let's not do whatever that is. Okay? Let's just talk! It's Russell, right? Firefist.Firefist. Ooh, that's a great name. Where does it burn? Just the fist, or all the way up to the elbow?
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[GROANS] WADE: Is that a fanny pack? I used to have one of those in 1990-never.
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[GRUNTS]
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RUSSELL: You wanna die? DEADPOOL: This kid's adorable. I don't know why I packed the hollow points. I'll burn your balls off! First day. [CHUCKLING] I'm so nervous! Did you just say "hollow points"? Yeah, probably should've brought a Super Soaker. [LAUGHS]
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[WADE COUGHS] Well, hello there, new fish. It's nice to see some fresh faces around here. [COUGHS] I've done some light catalog work... but, really, modeling is just a stepping stone to acting. I was talking to him.Oh. Have we met? I can't place your mustache. Black Tom Cassidy. White Wade Wilson. What's your superpower? Cultural appropriation? You're supposed to be the toughest cunt in here. You don't look like much to me. First rule of the yard, fuckface... find the biggest guy and make him your... [GROANS] [INMATES EXCLAIM]
