Domino. I want you to have my Adventure Timewatch. [WADE COUGHING] Turns out that I'm the lucky one.
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Both of 'em? Oh, fuck it. Four or five moments! I'm sorry? Four or five moments! That's all it takes to be a hero.
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[SIGHS] Maximum effort. [IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME CONTINUES PLAYING]
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DEADPOOL: And that is just the first five steps to a prostate-assisted orgasm.
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Welcome home, Russell. We missed you.
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Goddamn, that's beautiful.
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Wade, is that you?
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Hello?
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[GROANS, COUGHS] I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Don't be. Don't be. I've been trying to make this happen for a while. Please, just don't leave me. I don't wanna die without an audience. We are not going anywhere. WADE: Oh, God, I hope the Academy is watching. Just rest, okay?
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Oh, it's so hard to go.
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DEADPOOL: Oh!
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[GUN CLICKS]
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Say it! Blessed are the wicked who are healed by my hand!
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DOMINO: Okay, I'm over the convoy. Where did the rest of the team land? Good news and bad news. Bad news is the whole team is dead. The good news is, I don't think anyone's gonna miss Shatterstar. He was a bit of a prick. Oh, but Paul! DOMINO: Peter! Peter, I'm gonna miss him most. But there is a slight chance Vanisher could make it. [PEOPLE EXCLAIMING] Nope, no chance. He's dead. DOMINO: The whole team? Only the main ones. We're still good. Fuck, you are dumb. Whoever planned this stunt's been smoking a lot jazz cabbage. I'll tell you that much. That's pretty obvious! Looking good, Vanisher.
