I know what you're thinking. Why don't the kids just run? Who would choose to stay in such a place? You stay because... deep down inside, you know you're unfit to leave.
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Oh, great.
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[WOMAN SCREAMS]
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God, you're a douche. Bye, Wade! Bye, Yukio! [WE BELONGPLAYING]
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...who are healed by my hand!
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Where the hell are we going? DEADPOOL: You said it yourself. Nothing can stop the Juggernaut. We need backup. I will bathe in the blood of your enemies. [BOLLYWOOD MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
DOMINO: Whatever. We're gonna lose 'em. I'm dropping in. DEADPOOL: Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. Luck is not a superpower! We are so fucked! No, we most certainly are not fucked. [CARS HORNS HONKING] [BRAKES SCREECHING] DEADPOOL: Seriously, I don't get it! What, you shoot luck lasers out of your eyes? It's just it's hard to picture. And certainly not very cinematic. I mean, luck? What coked out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist... came up with that little chestnut? Probably a guy who can't draw feet!
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Who is he talking to? And why is he dressed like a registered sex offender? Can we focus for a moment, ladies? Please, we need to talk about next month's meal plan. Obviously, everyone hated the ceviche. I read the suggestion box. I'm gonna stop you right there. I see through this weak act. You may have fooled Colossus with this nice guy shit... but not me. Don't be mean. Back off, NTW. No, no, no. Let her go. Let her go, it's okay. She has a right to be skeptical. Look at me. I'm an easy target.
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[GUNS COCKING]
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I'm merely a vessel for the Lord.
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[MEN LAUGHING]
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Another disgusting minority off the streets. We'll sleep well tonight. Let's get a bagel. [TASER CRACKLING] [GROANING] Nighty-night, you annoying prick!
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Oh, God! Oh, God, time out! Time out! Cut. I've got bad guy blood, right in my open eye. Oh, that's so gross. [GROANING] Fuck. Looks like you left a little landing strip there. I like it.
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[CHILD SINGING]
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Whoa! Are you a superhero? Fucking A, sweetie. What's your name? Captain Delicious Pants. Who's Captain Delicious Pants?