Like Cher or Todd. You gotta pump a baby in me first, cowboy. Yes, I do. Let's watch some porn and show that bed who's boss. Let's do that.
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I'm gonna go make dessert. You get the strap-on. Let's make a super baby. Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try. VANESSA: What about Krystal? But with a "K"? [TIMER TICKING] It's too stripper-y. Kevin with a "K"! No, too stripper-y, too.
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Happy anniversary, baby. Open, open, open.
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Uh, Earl! [IN SLOW MOTION] He's gonna go straight to jail if we name him Earl. What about Bruce?
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Open yours. All right, all right.
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7.8s
Never underestimate a man with a mustache! Just ask anyone in Brooklyn. [WHOOPS] We did it! You're a goddamn superhero, you! X-Force!
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You might wanna start talking! 'Cause I got a long history of firing at times like this!
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Guys, for a second there... we made a pretty good team.
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[JUGGERNAUT LAUGHS] Come here, beautiful.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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VANESSA: I love you, Wade Wilson. Ness?
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No. It's his "Basic Instinct." What can we help you with? I'm here to proposition you.
