Just let it happen, okay? I guess my heart was finally in the right place. [GROANS] That riddle is so fucked up.
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GUARD: Let's go!
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Russ, where are ya?
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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Oh.[NECK SNAPS]
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Russell. Russell!
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I'm glad everybody dropped by. You must be wondering why I didn't call you here. I'll tell you why I'm here. "The Time Traveler's Wife's" husband... beat me within an inch of my life. He was torturing me! But all I told him was everything he wanted to know. So, I'm here to help us gear up. So we can go after him without me. WADE: No! I'm doing this alone. The Juggernaut will kill you all. Fair enough. WADE: I just need a couple of hours to get some legs under me. What will you do? WADE: I don't care what the kid did to me. I ain't letting Cable get to him, even if I have to teabag him to death. It's really just a sip of tea at this point. Zip it, black Black Widow! I'm flowing. The first order of business is to get me in front of Cable... so I can pull all the fucking blood out of his body... and fashion his bones into holiday jewelry. Then, I'm gonna take his skin... and stretch it out over a homemade mating drum.
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A lot. And for the first time in a long while... I like me.
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The bear. It worked.
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Goddamn, that's beautiful.
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[ALARM BLARING]
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Fucker hates mutants. He tried to beat the genes out of us. Nothing worse than a "pray the gay away" type guy.
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[COUGHS] GUARD: [ON PA] Cells seven and nine now off-limits for medical personnel. Cells seven and nine now off-limits for medical personnel.
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X-Force.
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DEADPOOL: And that is just the first five steps to a prostate-assisted orgasm.
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Welcome home, Russell. We missed you.
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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING] WADE: In every film, there's a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. InCool Runnings, it was when John Candy's prized bobsled broke. InHuman Centipede, it was when those people... signed on to be in that movie. But in this film, well... you're looking at it. GUARD: On your fucking knees, mutant.