How something so small generates enough energy to reverse time is... Oh, just fix it, Eleven, or I'll take it to the Genius Bar. Cable's gonna kill you when he finds out. Never heard of him. Why do you think I'm helping him? The Lord works in mysterious ways, don't I? A good day. Bye, Wade! Bye, Yukio! That was probably a bad idea. What have we done?
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Time to make the chimichangas. 30 seconds. Hey. Been meaning to ask you... what's with the creepy, dirty hobo bear? It's my daughter's teddy bear. Her name's Hope. DEADPOOL: Well...
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Wonderful kid. RUSSELL: You can't stop me, Wade! [DEADPOOL GROANS]
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What are you doing? Somebody swiped right. [FAST-FORWARDING]
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[GROANS] Tell me they got that in slow motion. [DEADPOOL GROANS]
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Something is so terribly, terribly wrong.
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Genuine, high-grade lead.
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[GROANING]
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[MOUTHING] Please.
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Doms! Doms, get me out of here, please. Use my arms as backpack straps.
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Deploy! Oh, hey now! Whoa!
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CABLE: Oh, no. You're doing amazing. [GROWLS] Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta! Go home, Wade! You're ruining everything!
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It works best when you pull the trigger.
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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Shit!
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Where the hell are we going? DEADPOOL: You said it yourself. Nothing can stop the Juggernaut. We need backup. I will bathe in the blood of your enemies. [BOLLYWOOD MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
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...who are healed by my hand!
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The name's Cable. I'm from the future. Just walk away. Oh! So, you're from the future. I have three questions then. One, is dubstep still a thing? Two, do people still homebrew? And three, does Dopinder ever find love?
