I hope we sharpened the cream cheese spreader. [BOTH PANTING] [GASPS] I'll be right back! We're definitely naming our kid Cher!
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I still got it.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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RUSSELL: You sacrificed yourself for me. DEADPOOL: It would seem I...
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Boy howdy. Hi. This is a toughie. [BABY CRYING] Yeesh. Oh, yes. You're already practicing your salute, huh? Yes, you are. Well, we'll take care of that, won't we? Jesus Christ! This is so much harder than I thought. Oh, I'm going to hell. That makes two of us. You can do this. [CLICKS TONGUE] This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. All right.
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I had so much fun! You were like... [GRUNTS] And I was like, "Take a seat, shit dick." Just let me die in peace. [GRUNTS] We make a great team! Oh, God! We're not a team. [COUGHING] Why'd you say that back there? We're friends, partners. We're not partners or friends.
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Watch my back. I've got the old man. Amen, brother.