I don't know who that is. DEADPOOL: You're hired. Lucky me. DEADPOOL: I like her!
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I don't know much about this Cable fella... but I guarantee he hasn't killed as many people as melanoma has.
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5 years old. That's what? A bee sting. Oh, yeah. 20 years old, shrapnel. 40 years old, disease. Maybe the kind that leaves you more machine than man. Yeah, getting old's not for sissies. That's what my Grandma Ginny used to... I've got a list.
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Am I getting catfished here or...? Any powers you wanna tell us about? PETER: No. I don't have one. Um, I just saw the ad. No superpowers at all? Uh, I have both Type 1 and 2 Diabetes. Ow! Oh! That's all the diabetes. Right? Yeah, you got 'em all. If you find a Type 3, let us know. Yeah. You're in. Yeah. Fuck!
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[EXHALES]
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[BEEPING RAPIDLY]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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RUSSELL: You're a long way from your superpowers. Yeah. Just a touch of cancer. Not to worry, we're old friends. Fuck! I wanted to be a superhero. Always wanted a real super suit. [SIGHS] What happened? When was the last time you saw a plus-sized superhero?
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Peter. PETER: I got you, buddy! You're gonna be fine! This is not good, man! You got this, big guy! Here we go, Peter! Look at me. We're X-Force, right? Yeah, we're X-Force. We're X-Force.
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Fucker hates mutants. He tried to beat the genes out of us. Nothing worse than a "pray the gay away" type guy.
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Tomorrow, we'll find the biggest guy in here... and we'll make him our bitch! [RUMBLING]
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JUGGERNAUT: You see that bus? I'm gonna shove it up your ass.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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Is it the kid?
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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING] WADE: In every film, there's a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. InCool Runnings, it was when John Candy's prized bobsled broke. InHuman Centipede, it was when those people... signed on to be in that movie. But in this film, well... you're looking at it. GUARD: On your fucking knees, mutant.
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Something to remember you by. Give me that back! That goes with me everywhere. Like the memory of your fucking fanny pack!
