OK... but that's the last straw. Here we go, here we go. Uh, launder. "To clean," no. "To wash..." "To conceal the source of money... "as by channelling it through an intermediary." "To conceal..." That doesn't really help us, Michael. I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up money laundering in a dictionary. Yeah, well, you guys can both eat my ass, OK? I can't believe Joanna slept with Lumbergh. That's what I can't believe. - Yeah. You didn't know that? - Yeah, you didn't know that? A couple of years ago, before he moved to Atlanta.
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- Milton. - Yes. What's happening? Say, Milton, you know what'd be great? But... no. Since you're down here... it would be really great if you could just sort of... take care of the cockroach problem we've had in here. That's really not my job, and I haven't received my paycheque... For now, why don't you go ahead... and get yourself a flashlight and a can of pesticide... and crawl down... Bill? We need you upstairs right away. We got a big problem... big. Some major glitch in accounting, a lot of money missing.
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I could set the building on fire. Is there some way to just give the money back? Hand them a cheque for the exact amount they're missing? L... I think they'd figure that out. Well, we have to do something. Maybe we could launder the money.
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You mean Ron Lumbergh, the Initrode guy? The young guy? Yeah. Who'd you think I meant? Bill?
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Fuck. We're in deep shit. Yes, we are in very, very deep shit.
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The ratio of people to cake is too big.
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My cousin's a cokehead.
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I really can't.
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'Scuse me.
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'Scuse me.
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Oh, shit. - Shit. - Shit. - Shit. - Son of a bitch. - Shit. - This is a fuck. L... I...Shit. What happened? You tell me, Michael! It's your software! Yes, it's your software. Corporate accounting is sure as hell gonna notice... three hundred five thousand, three hundred... twenty-six thirteen, Michael! Oh, shit. They probably won't know it's gone... for another three or four days. Michael! You said this thing was gonna take two years. What happened? You said the thing was supposed to work! Technically, it did work. No, it didn't! It did not work, Michael, OK? OK. I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail. Oh! Well, this is not a mundane detail, Michael! Quit getting pissed at me. This was all your idea, asshole.
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Huh, what do I think? Um, you know what, Stan... if you want me to wear thirty-seven pieces of flair... like your, uh, pretty boy over there, Brian... why don't you just make the minimum... thirty-seven pieces of flair? Well, I thought I remembered you saying... that you wanted to express yourself. Yeah. You know what? Yeah, I do. I do want to express myself. And I don't need thirty-seven pieces of flair to do it.
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All right. OK. Let's try not to get pissed off at each other. Let's calm down, try to figure this thing out together. We gotta close that account before it gets bigger. WORKERS Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, Mr. Lumbergh Happy birthday to you Looks terrific. Mmm. Here, Peg, you wanna get everybody started?
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Mmm. Oh, that is terrific. Just terrific. Thanks, everybody. I really, really appreciate it. It's very special. Now, Milton, don't be greedy. Let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece. But last time I didn't receive a piece and I was told... Just pass. OK, here. But this...
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I may never be happy at my job... but I think that if I could be with you... that I could be happy with my life. I've been a real asshole. But, if you'd give it another shot, I promise... OK, shut up.
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That's a great idea. OK, how do we do that? I don't know. I don't even know what it means. I was hoping you knew. I think coke dealers do it. OK, all right. Do we know any coke dealers?
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All right? There's my flair. OK? And this is me expressing myself. OK? There it is. I hate this job. I hate this goddamn job, and I don't need it.