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And I said I don't care if they lay me off, either. Because I told Bill... that if they move my desk one more time... then I'm... I'm quitting. I'm going to quit... and I told Dom, too... because they've moved my desk four times already this year... and I used to be over by the window... and I could see the squirrels, and they were married... but then they switched from the Swingline... to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler... because it didn't bind up as much... and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler. OK, Milton. No, it's not OK, because if they make me... If they take my stapler, then I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll set the building on fire. OK, well, that sounds great. Uh, I'll talk to you later, all right? Bye. Peter...
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Now, when I count backwards from three... you'll be in a state of complete relaxation. Your worries, cares, and inhibitions will be gone... and you will remain in that state... until I snap my fingers. Three. Deeper and deeper. Way... way down. Two. Deeper and deeper... W-w-w-way down...
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Hi, Milton. What's happening? Nothing. I'm going to have to ask you to go ahead... and move your desk again, so... if you could go ahead and get it as far back... against that wall as possible... that would be great. No, because I was... That way, we'll have some room... for some of these boxes and things... we need to put in here, and, uh... Oh. Oh, there it is. Here, let me just go ahead and get that from you.
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It's pretty brilliant. What it does is every time there's a bank transaction... where interest is computed... There are thousands a day... the computer ends up with these fractions of a cent... which it usually rounds off. What this does is it takes those little remainders... and puts it into an account. - This sounds familiar. - They did it in "Superman III." Right, uh... An underrated movie, actually. There were hackers that did it in the seventies as well. - So they check for this now. - No, here's the thing. Initech's so backed up with all the software we're updating... they'd never notice. You're right. Even if they wanted to, they couldn't check all that code. Thumbs up their asses. Thumbs up their asses. So, Michael, what's to stop you from doing this? It's not worth the risk. I got a good job.
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I'd like to move us right along to a Peter Gibbons. Now, we had a chance to meet this young man... and, boy, that's just a straight shooter... with upper management written all over him. Eech. Ooh. Yeah. Um... I'm going to have to go ahead... and sort of disagree with you there. Yeah, uh, he's been real flaky lately... and I'm just not sure that he's the calibre person... that we would want for upper management. He's also been having some problems... with his T.P.S. Reports.
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