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Lumbergh's gonna have me work on Saturday. I can tell already. I'm gonna end up doin' it, because, uh... because I'm a big pussy... which is why I work at Initech to begin with. Uh, yeah, well, I work at Initech... and I don't consider myself a pussy, OK? Yes. I am also not a pussy. They're gonna find out the hard way I'm not a pussy... if they don't start treating their software people better. That's right. They don't understand. I could program a virus that'd rip that place off big time. Yeah. Big time.
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Hi. Uh... could you turn that down just a little bit? But I was told that I could listen... to the radio at a reasonable volume from 9:00 to 11:00. Yeah. I know you're allowed to. I was just thinkin' maybe like a personal favour. Well, l... l...I told Bill if Sandra's going to... listen to her headphones while she's filing... then I should be able to listen to the radio... while I'm collating... so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio. Yeah. All right. OK. I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume... Thanks. From 9:00 to 11:00. Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your T.P.S. Reports. Yeah. The cover sheet. I know. I know. Bill talked to me about it. Yeah. Did you get that memo? Yeah, I got the memo, and I understand the policy... and the problem is just that I forgot the one time... and I've already taken care of it... so it's not even really a problem anymore. Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new cover sheets... on all the T.P.S. Reports before they go out now... so if you could go ahead and try to remember... to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!
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Hello, Peter. What's happening? Ahh... we have sort of a problem here. Yeah. You apparently didn't put... one of the new cover sheets on your T.P.S. Reports. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry about that. L... I forgot. Mmm... yeah. You see, we're putting the cover sheets... on all T.P.S. Reports now before they go out. Did you see the memo about this? Yeah. Yeah, I have the memo right here. I just, uh, forgot... but, uh, it's not shipping out till tomorrow... so there's no problem. Yeah. If you could just go ahead and make sure... you do that from now on, that would be great... and, uh, I'll go ahead and make sure... you get another copy of that memo, OK? No. I have the memo. I've got it... lt's right... Hello, Phil. What's happening? Um... I came by here yesterday... Four teams out on the Spanish point... discovered a shipwreck off the coast... Milton?
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And I said I don't care if they lay me off, either. Because I told Bill... that if they move my desk one more time... then I'm... I'm quitting. I'm going to quit... and I told Dom, too... because they've moved my desk four times already this year... and I used to be over by the window... and I could see the squirrels, and they were married... but then they switched from the Swingline... to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler... because it didn't bind up as much... and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler. OK, Milton. No, it's not OK, because if they make me... If they take my stapler, then I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll set the building on fire. OK, well, that sounds great. Uh, I'll talk to you later, all right? Bye. Peter...
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