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1m19s
I don't really like talking about my flair. OK. So, where do you, work, Peter? Initech. And... Yeah? What... what do you do there? I sit in a cubicle... and I update bank software for the 2000 switch. What's that? Well, see, they wrote all this bank software... and, uh, to save space... they used two digits for the date instead of four. So like 98 instead of 1998. Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code... and, uh... It doesn't really matter. I, uh, I don't like my job, and, uh... I don't think I'm gonna go anymore. You're just not gonna go? Yeah. Won't you get fired? I don't know. But I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go. So you're gonna quit? Nah-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going. What? Uh, when did you decide all that? About an hour ago. - Oh, really? - Yeah. An hour ago. So you're gonna get another job? I don't think I'd like another job. Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and... You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.
Office Space
24.5s
Michael, there comes a point in a man's life... and maybe that time for you is now... when it doesn't hurt to start thinking about the future. Uh, no offence there, Peter... but speak for yourself there, sport. I'm not the one who's been flakin' out at work. I know you had this religious experience or whatever... but get your shit together, or you're gonna get canned.
Office Space
29.3s
You have to use your mind... and come up with some really great idea like that... and you can make millions... Never have to work again. You think the pet rock was a really great idea? Sure it was. The guy made a million dollars. You know, I had an idea like that once... a long time ago. Really? What was it, Tom? Well, all right. It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat.
Office Space
27.2s
No one in this country can pronounce my name right. It's not that hard. "Na-ee" and then "anajaad." Nayanajaad. At least your name isn't Michael Bolton. You know, there's nothing wrong with that name. There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old... and that no-talent ass clown became famous... and started winning Grammys. Hmm. Well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael? Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
Office Space