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Excuse me. Excuse me, señor. May I speak to you, please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought a piña colada. And I said no salt, no salt... for the margarita, but it had salt on it. Lo siento mucho, señor. Pinche gringo. I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveller's cheques to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism. I could have this place condemned. I could put, I could put strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, big grains of salt.

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No one in this country can pronounce my name right. It's not that hard. "Na-ee" and then "anajaad." Nayanajaad. At least your name isn't Michael Bolton. You know, there's nothing wrong with that name. There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old... and that no-talent ass clown became famous... and started winning Grammys. Hmm. Well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael? Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

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Hey, guys. What's up, G? Wanna go to Chotchkie's, get some coffee? Oh, it's a little early. I gotta get outta here. I think I'm gonna lose it. PEGG Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

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Heh heh heh! So, can I get you gentlemen something more to drink... or maybe something to nibble on... some pizza shooters, shrimp poppers, or extreme fajitas?

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Yes. Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking. Just a moment. I have the memo.

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So are you related to that singer guy? No. It's just a coincidence. Oh.

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Boy, I tell ya, some days. One of these days, it's just gonna be like...

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Just a moment.

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You have to use your mind... and come up with some really great idea like that... and you can make millions... Never have to work again. You think the pet rock was a really great idea? Sure it was. The guy made a million dollars. You know, I had an idea like that once... a long time ago. Really? What was it, Tom? Well, all right. It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat.

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Oh, that reminds me. I can't play poker on Friday. Why not? I'm gonna see this occupational hypnotherapist with Anne. Dude, an occupational hypnotherapist? I know. Anne wants me to go. She thinks it might help.

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I'm just another asshole customer. You can't just walk up to a waitress and ask her out. Besides, I'm still trying to work it out with Anne.

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Um... You know, sometimes I think that... I get thinking that she's cheating on me. Yeah. I know what you mean. Yeah.

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I'll see you guys later... if I still have a job.

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Peter, you know, you always talk about this girl.

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Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well... does anyone ever say to you... "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"? No. No, man. Shit, no, man. You'd get your ass kicked, sayin' something like that, man. Huh. We still goin' fishin' this weekend? Ah, Lumbergh's gonna have me come in on Saturday. I just know it. Well, you can get out of that easily. Yeah? How? Well... when a boss wants you to work on Saturday... he generally asks you at the end of the day, right? Yeah. So all you gotta do is avoid him... that's all right... I got it... on the last few hours on Friday... duck out early... turn off your answering machine... you should be home free, man. That's a really good idea. Fuckin' "A," man.

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Nothin', huh? I would relax. I would sit on my ass all day. I would do nothing. You don't need a million dollars to do nothin', man. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do shit.

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So, you should ask yourself... with every decision you make... "Is this good for the company? "Am I helping with..." Is that the guy? Yeah. We're screwed. OK, then, um...

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Hey, guys. What's up, G? Wanna go to Chotchkie's, get some coffee? Oh, it's a little early. I gotta get outta here. I think I'm gonna lose it. PEGG Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

Heh heh heh! So, can I get you gentlemen something more to drink... or maybe something to nibble on... some pizza shooters, shrimp poppers, or extreme fajitas?

Yes. Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking. Just a moment. I have the memo.

So are you related to that singer guy? No. It's just a coincidence. Oh.

Boy, I tell ya, some days. One of these days, it's just gonna be like...

Just a moment.

Oh, that reminds me. I can't play poker on Friday. Why not? I'm gonna see this occupational hypnotherapist with Anne. Dude, an occupational hypnotherapist? I know. Anne wants me to go. She thinks it might help.

I'm just another asshole customer. You can't just walk up to a waitress and ask her out. Besides, I'm still trying to work it out with Anne.

Um... You know, sometimes I think that... I get thinking that she's cheating on me. Yeah. I know what you mean. Yeah.

I'll see you guys later... if I still have a job.

Peter, you know, you always talk about this girl.

Nothin', huh? I would relax. I would sit on my ass all day. I would do nothing. You don't need a million dollars to do nothin', man. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do shit.

So, you should ask yourself... with every decision you make... "Is this good for the company? "Am I helping with..." Is that the guy? Yeah. We're screwed. OK, then, um...