That was the sign, man. So, all we gotta do is get her back. No one's in a position to complain. We keep the baksheesh. Yeah, terrific, Walter. But you haven't told me how we're gonna get her back. Where is she? That's the simple part, Dude. We make the hand-off, I grab one of them and beat it out of him. Huh? That's a great plan, Walter. That's fucking ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fucking watch. That's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. Once a plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong. If there's one thing I learned in Nam...
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You see? Nothing's fucked here, Dude. Nothing is fucked. They're a bunch of fucking amateurs. Walter, will you just shut the fuck up? Don't say peep while I'm doing business here, man. Okay, Dude. Have it your way. But they're amateurs. Fuck. Dude. Okay, we proceed but only if there is no funny stuff. Yeah, yeah. So no funny stuff. Okay? Just tell me where the fuck you want us to go.
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Speaking of which, do you think that you could give me my $20,000 in cash? My concern is, and I've gotta check it with my accountant, that this might bump me up into a higher tax... Brandt, give him the envelope.
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Walter, how am I gonna... Shomer fucking shabbos! Oh, fuck! That's it. I'm out of here. Oh, come on, Dude.
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Oh, well, if you've already got the check made out, that's cool. We received this this morning.
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So whenever these guys call... What if it's during a game? Oh, I told them if it was during league play... What's during league play? Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit. Ifigure... What's wrong with Walter, Dude? I figure it's easy money, you know. It's all pretty harmless. She probably kidnapped herself.
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We have it! We have it! We have it!
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"Karl Hungus."
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What the fuck? Okay, Dude, you're wheel. Hey, man, what the fuck? At 15 mph, I roll out. I double back, grab one of them and beat it out of him. The Uzi. Uzi. You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you? Walter, please! Fifteen, Dude! This is it! Let's take that hill! Walter!
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We can't do that, Dude. That fucks up our plan. Well, call them up and explain it to them, Walter. Your plan is so fucking simple, I'm sure they'll fucking understand it. That's the beauty of it. Wooden bfidge,huh? Throw them the money, Walter. We're not fucking around, man. Okay, Dude, the bridge is coming up. Give me the ringer, chop-chop. Fuck that. Walter, I love you, but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron. Okay, Dude. No time to argue. Hey, man! Here's the bridge. Hey, Walter! Hey, Walter! Hey, Walter! Here goes the ringer!
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So viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas Let's go. Fuck it.
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I was one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement.
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So, how much did he give you? 20 grand, man. And, of course, I still get to keep the rug. Just for making a hand-off? Yeah. They gave Dude a beeper.
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Call for you, Dude.
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The Dude is not in. Do you find them much, these stolen cars? Sometimes. Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though. Or the Creedence. What about the briefcase?