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23.2s
Mr. Lebowski is prepared to make a generous offer to you to act as courier once we get instructions for the money. Why me, man? He believes the culprits might be the very people who soiled your rug and you are in a unique position to confirm or disconfirm that suspicion. He thinks the carpet pissers did this? Well, Dude, we just don't know.
The Big Lebowski
26.6s
What do you mean, Dude? Rug-peers did not do this. Look at it. A young trophy wife marries this guy for his money. She figures he isn't giving her enough, you know. She owes money all over town. That fucking bitch! It's all a goddamn fake, man. It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit and, you know... I Am the Walrus? You know, you'll...
The Big Lebowski
24.7s
26.1s
This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-yous and a lot of strands to keep in my head, man. You know, a lot of strands in the old Duder's head. Hello? If Uli doesn't have it, then who does? It's Sandra about the Biennale. Look. I have to take this. Do you still have that doctor's number? No, really, it's not even bruised anymore. Oh, please, Jeffrey. I don't want to be responsible for any delayed aftereffects.
The Big Lebowski
31.8s
Keep your ugly, fucking, gold-bricking ass out of my beach community. I want to sleep with you In the desert tonight With a billion stars all around Jesus, man. Could you change the channel? Fuck you, man! If you don't like my fucking music, get your own fucking cab! I had a really rough... I'll pull off to the side and kick your ass out. Man, come on. I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.
The Big Lebowski
1m3s
You don't know shit, Lebowski. I want a fucking lawyer, man. L want Bill Kunstler, man, or Ron Kuby. Mr. Treehorn tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party, that you were drunk and abusive. Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man. Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski. Now, we got a nice quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior. And I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear? I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.
The Big Lebowski
1m3s
You see what happens? Oh, great. This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry. This is what happens, Larry. You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens! You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens, Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens, Larry! My car! My baby! This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger... What the fuck are you doing, man? Stop it! Hey, man. I just bought that fucking car last week! Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm sorry! I'm gonna fucking kill you! I just bought the fucking car last week! Come on, man. I'll kill your fucking car, man! No, no. Hey, hey, that's not his! Hey! God damn it! Whoa! Oh, no! Fuck you! Man. No. You like that? Fuck you! - I'll kill your fucking car! - No. No, no. No. I'll kill your fucking car!
The Big Lebowski