Ahh, checkmate. Yes, we've got everybody we have Yes, we've got everybody we have working on the problem. We are doing every... I love X-Files, too. I hope you get to see it. Woman: Good morning. Compact Cable. Anna will take care of you. David. David. What the hell's the point of having a beeper if you're not gonna turn it on? It was turned on. I was ignoring you. Hello. What's the, uh... What's the big emergency? It started this morning. Every station's making like it's the 1950s. We got static. We got snow. All kinds of distortions. - Nobody knows-- - Marty-- What the hell are you doing? There's a reason we have bins labeled " recycle." What the hell is going on? My God in heaven. So sue me. David! We got a problem. Did you try to switch transponder channels? Oh, please. You think I'd be this panicked if it was something simple? OK. Let's point the dish at another satellite. We tried that. It didn't work. It's almost as though they weren't even there. All right. All right. What've we got here?
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Uh, there's something happening here.
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Then God help us. There it is, the strange atmospheric phenomenon. It is apparently what has been causing all the distortions in our broadcasts. David, are you watching this?
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Aah! Ha! Ha!
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Oh...
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Look! They're opening up!
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We could have evacuated the cities hours ago.
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Hang on, sir. Sir, we have visual range with incoming over Iraqi airspace. Second sighting? Yes, sir. This just came in from the Persian Gulf. Correction, sir. We now have two confirmed visual contacts. That's affirmative. Mr. President. They're tracking another one off the California coastline. [Whispers] All right, go ahead. Put it on. General, you might want to watch this.
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She's a beaut, ain't she?
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Oh...that's why.
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Daddy!
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[Vomiting]
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Thanks a lot, partner.
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[Explosion]
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Good morning, George. Good morning, Mr. President. That game couldn't have been pretty. Ha ha. Thank you, sir.
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The signal.
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I shouldn't have left her. Don't worry about it, big man. I'm sure she got out of here before it happened. Or, as the good reverend would say, [Imitating JesseJackson] " Why we're on this particular mission we'll never know. But I do know, here today, that the Black Knights will emerge victorious once again.'' Amen, man. Amen, Reverend.