Fuck me. Harry? Y'all got three seconds to tell me the truth. MERLIN: Wait. No. No! Harry! He can't hear you. But I can, so talk. No! Get down, Harry! MERLIN: Harry! Harry! That's two. Harry! Harry! EGGSY: Harry! Three. Stop! Their story checked out. I opened our doomsday scenario locker and that umbrella was in it. Kingsman. It's got our logo on it. I'm really sorry. (laughing) My apologies, boys. I hope there ain't no hard feelings. I was just doin' my job. Welcome to the Statesman, independent intelligence agency. Just like y'all, I reckon. But our founders went into the booze business. Thank the sweet Lord above. This is Ginger Ale. She's our strategy executive. Hello. I'm Agent Tequila. This is the part where you untie us.
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Hey, no, no, sit down, I'm fine. I'm fine. Have a good day.
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Oh, my days. I hoped he might make you happy.
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Oh, God! Stop! Fuck!
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♪ Raining in my heart ♪
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Fucking hell, Merlin. Shit. MAN: You know, my mama... she always told me... us southerners get our good manners from the British. I was thinkin', ain't that a pity. Y'all didn't keep nothing for yourselves. Y'all ain't never heard of knocking before you enter? Well, actually we had an invitation. Didn't we? Yeah. Oh, did you now? Yeah. It came in the shape of a bottle. We're from the Kingsman tailor shop in London. Maybe you've heard of us? Oh, the Kingsman. Yeah. Huh. That's where y'all got them fine suits and them fancy spectacles y'all got on? Exactly. That's right. Y'all look damn sharp. Let me see if I got it right, here. You want me to believe that it's normal for a tailor... to hack through an advanced biometric security system... with nothing but a little bitty old watch on? I can promise you... that dog don't hunt. So why don't you go on and get down on your knees... and tell me who you really work for.
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MAN: At what point are you going to start behaving like a Statesman, Tequila? You wanna go back to being a rodeo clown? No, sir. I apologize, sir. I'm Champagne. But anyone who knows what's good for him... calls me Champ. Sorry for your troubles. As your American cousins... I'm placing all of Statesman's considerably larger resources at your disposal. Can you imagine us in the clothing business? (chuckles) Now, how can I help you? EGGSY: First of all, I've got to thank you for saving Agent Galahad. Wait. You said that you were Galahad. Oh, no, he's talking about the butterfly guy. That used to be his handle. Oh. EGGSY: Galahad always said, "You've got to look at the bigger picture... "ask 'why' as well as 'who'." So if someone wanted to take out Kingsman... then they've got to be planning something major. So what do you know? They're a drug cartel, we think. The name Golden Circle keeps coming up. Mmm. We'll look into them. What else? One of our former trainees is working with them. Charlie Hesketh. Total prick. You got any promising leads on him? His ex-girlfriend. I've been tracking her through social media. We believe she's still in contact with him. And she's going to Glastonbury Music Festival. Oh, good. Agent Tequila, break out your dancing shoes. You have a new mission. Yes, sir.
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(Merlin sobbing) I should have seen it coming. Charlie, the taxi. It's all my fault. No, that's bullshit, Merlin. It ain't all your fault. You're the best, bruv. Honestly, without you... I'd have lost it a long time ago. (Merlin mumbles) I think we should drink to Scotland. I think we've probably had enough, to be honest. You're probably right. Merlin. Aye? I think we're going to Kentucky. Fried Chicken? I love fried chicken. No, proper Kentucky. Look.
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GINGER: There's nothing more we can do.
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Got the passes from my contact. You're gonna love Glastonbury. Well, that's the easy part, kid. Take a look in the glove box. EGGSY: Fucking hell, bruv. Thought everything was supposed to be bigger in America. Is this why you overcompensate with these massive cars? Goes on your finger. The surveillance tracker is in the tip. Apply light pressure for three seconds to release it. (crowd cheering) (rock music playing)
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EGGSY: Got to be honest... never really thought the royalty bit would be relevant. Harry would've been chuffed. Oh. I wish I could've met him. You miss him too, don't you, Mr. Pickle? Mmm? Mr. Pickle says, "Yeah."
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(alarm blaring) GINGER: What the hell? Tequila, I'm getting a crazy spike... of extreme low frequency waves 11 miles from here. I'm gonna need you to escort me there immediately.
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♪ Country roads ♪ ♪ Take me home ♪ ♪ To the place I belong ♪
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Get him out now. No, no, wait. His instincts are gonna kick in.