He made me kill Professor Arnold. I goddamn loved Professor Arnold. Well, the good news is... we know the emergency and surveillance system work. You know what's not good news? "My colleague died!" That's what he said! This is an organization, and they're all over us.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
9.9s
Can you guess... what this is? I don't have to. Harry showed me. You click it. I die. I thought that brandy tasted a bit shit.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
6.8s
Those idiots who call themselves politicians... have buried their heads in the sand and stood for nothing but re-election.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
3.3s
Oh, shit. He's leaving. I'm starting the test now.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
2.6s
Showerheads? She's right. Fucking go!
Kingsman: The Secret Service
2.3s
Loo snorkels? Showerheads!
Kingsman: The Secret Service
1.6s
Shit, we're an odd number now!
Kingsman: The Secret Service
2.7s
As in, "locked up."
Kingsman: The Secret Service
1.5s
Good luck.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
2.2s
Well, you're full of surprises.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
2.8s
Like a spy? Of sorts.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
1.5s
A tailor?
Kingsman: The Secret Service
30.5s
We each spend on average $2,000 a year... on cell phone and internet usage. It gives me great pleasure to announce... those days are over. As of tomorrow... every man, woman and child can claim a free SIM card... compatible with any cell phone, any computer... and utilize my communications network for free. Free calls... free internet... for everyone.