I'm sorry, what'd you just say? That's right. I'm so bad, I got myself thrown into this heck-hole on purpose! I'm listening. Count me interested. Look, everyone here knows what it's like to be hurt by a hero, don't they? We've all been taken for granted, right? - Yeah, bro. - I'm relating. Well, that's why I came to this space prison. To recruit the universe's greatest... - We'll do it! - I'm sorry? You were going to say something about recruiting the universe's greatest villains to conquer a superhero. - Am I right? - Uh, yeah. - Well, we're in! - Yay!
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20.8s
What's that? A monkey and dog are friends. Not that. That! And I've come to finally take over the city. But in order to do that, I need to break my friends out of a giant, scary prison. - Hey, guys, he means us! - Yay! And I ain't talking about those rogue losers dressed in cosplay!
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I'm gonna go start looting. Hello, Gotham City! The Clown Prince of Crime is back! Commissioner Gordon, you gotta take a look at this.
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9.8s
'Sup, Joker? Namaste, Batman. - Namaste. - Gross. Ooh. Briefs man. Me, too. Cut the baloney. Kid, guard the door, will ya? On it! Take that, Alan!
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5.6s
Don't wanna jinx us, but I'll be a lot happier when this Phantom Zone Projector is locked up tight.
The Lego Batman Movie
5.9s
Stop with the violence for just a second! What if I told you I could get you outta here?
The Lego Batman Movie
10.3s
Going up, ma'am? No. You're going down! Look out! Smash! I guess you're right. I am going up. Ding!
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4.8s
Here comes the... Phantom Zone!
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16s
Sorry. I always do that. How about a warning next time? You're so right, and I am so wrong. Welcome to the Phantom Zone, bad guy. Yeah, bad guy. - My name is Phyllis. - Oh, that was my grandma's name. Now hold still while I scan you. Scanning for badness. Trying to assess whether you are bad.
The Lego Batman Movie
14.4s
It doesn't matter. I'm the Joker. Take a look at the new guy. Guess they'll just let anybody in here. Oh, no, no, no. I'm very bad, too. They just showed a video montage... - Boring! - What? - You're boring. - He looks delicious. Let's eat this guy.
The Lego Batman Movie
11.4s
Ugh! Your whole thing screams "bad guy." Oh, yeah. I'm a really bad person. But with vulnerabilities. Who, me? No way. So, where do you keep all the other bad people in this place?
The Lego Batman Movie
9.7s
Really, it's kind of a stroke of genius. All the... Hey, where are you going? I just put Joker in the one place he can't do anyone any harm. Yeah.
The Lego Batman Movie
4.7s
Hi there, guys. Lovely to meet you all. I'm the... Oh, fist bump? There we... Handshake?
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But what if you just gave Joker exactly what he wanted? Oh!
The Lego Batman Movie
3.2s
They're standing right behind you. Whoa!
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3.7s
Whoa! Look at this place! Am I being too loud?
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- Hi! - Oh, my gosh!
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Hey, kid. You know who does get scared? Who? Bruce Wayne. - Really? - Yeah. Bruno told me once that sometimes the only way to get out of a down moment is to start boxing.
