- You drugged us? - No, I didn't drug you. I was told it was ecstasy. Well, who told you it was ecstasy? The guy I bought it from at the liquor store. Why would you give us ecstasy? I wanted everybody to have a good time and I knew you guys wouldn't take it. It was just one hit each. I used to do three hits a night.
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I want my purse back, assholes. - What? Your purse? - That's not a purse, it's a satchel. It's a purse. Okay? And you steal from wrong guy. Wait a second, wait a second. We stole from you? Okay, you know what? We don't remember anything that happened last night... ...so help us out a little here. Well, apparently you guys met at a craps table late last night. You were on a heater, and he played your hot streak. - He ended up winning just under 80 grand. - No shit? Eighty grand is nice. Okay, that's good. He put the chips in his purse, and then you guys took off with it. That doesn't sound like us. Mine had $80,000 inside. And this one? Nothing. Hey, there are Skittles in there.
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Look, I already told you. You came in with a mild concussion, some bruised ribs. No big deal. Although none of you could articulate how it happened. Do you remember how many of us were here? Ah... I don't know. I think it was just you guys. Definitely no baby. - And one other guy. - That's our guy. Was he okay? Yeah. He was fine. Just whacked out of his mind. You all were. All right, come forward. And turn. All right.
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- Thank you. - Hey.
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Can you forgive me?
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DOUG: Uh-Oh. - What the hell is that? STU: What do you think? If it's what I think it is, I think it's a big fucking mistake.
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We wait.
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By the way, where you get that cop car from? We, uh, stole it from these dumb-ass cops. Nice. [LAUGHING] High five that one. Yeah, that's nice. PHIL: You know, I just have to say... ...I have never seen a more beautiful, elegant, just regal creature. PHIL: Check it out. Stu. Stu. Fuck this tiger. STU: Oh, my God. That's awful. MIKE: Oh, man. [STU LAUGHING ON VIDEO] PHIL [OVER TV]: Oh, shit. - Who does shit like that, man?
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The guy I bought it from seemed like a real straight shooter. You mean the drug dealer at the liquor store wasn't a good guy? Let's just calm down. You fucking calm down! He drugged us. I lost a tooth. I married a whore. - How dare you! She's a nice lady. - You are such a fucking moron. - Your language is offensive. STU: Fuck you! All right, let's just take a deep breath, okay?
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Someone who has a lot of issues, obviously. I'm a sick man.
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Honey, it's a long story.
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[GRUNTS & GROANS]
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That's all we got.
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Sorry, Alan. You know what? We'll search the car for clues and everything's gonna be okay. [CAR APPROACHING] PHIL: Oh, shit. I can't watch. Just tell me what it looks like.
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- What is that? - Blood brothers. - Don't... Why did you...? - Damn it. - Here. - Alan... - No. - No, I'm not doing that. ALAN: Go ahead, Stuart. - Make him stop. Alan, we're not gonna cut ourselves. Give me the knife. Slowly. Thank you. Okay. Thank you very much. PHIL: You all right? Are you okay? ALAN: Mm-hm. - Do you need a doctor? - He's good. PHIL: You sure? ALAN: I'm good. All right, good, because I need everybody to focus. I wanna take a moment, I wanna talk about some... I wanna talk about memory. No, better yet, I wanna talk about selective memory. You see, whatever happens here tonight may as well never have happened at all...
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[PHONE LINE RINGING] [COUGHS] TRACY [OVER PHONE]: Hello? - Ahem, Tracy, it's Phil. Phil, where the hell are you guys? I'm freaking out. PHIL: Yeah, listen. We fucked up. Thanks for the lift back to town.
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DOUG: How the hell did you find this place? Don't worry about it. Oh!
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But it wasn't ecstasy, Alan, it was roofies! ALAN: You think I knew that, Stu?