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It says here we should work in teams. Who wants to be my spotter? I don't think you should be doing too much gambling tonight, Alan. Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system. It's also illegal. It's not illegal, it's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
The Hangover
17.6s
1m0s
That's because we didn't go to Napa. - Stu. What the fuck is going on? - We went to Las Vegas. Oh, really? Las Vegas? Why would you go to Las Vegas? My friend was getting married. That's what guys do. - Okay, that's not what you do. - Really? Well, then why did I do it, huh? Because I did it. Riddle me that. Why'd I do it? All you want me to do is what you want me to do. I'm sick of doing what you want. In a healthy relationship, a guy should be able to do what he wants. - That is not how this works! STU: Oh, good. Because whatever this is ain't working for me! MELISSA: Oh, really? STU: Yeah. Since when? Since you fucked that waiter on your cruise last June. Boom! - You told me it was a bartender. - Oh, you're right. I stand corrected. It was a bartender. You fucked a bartender. You're an idiot. You're... You... [GROANS] You're such a bad person. Like, all the way through to your core.
The Hangover
35.2s
Uh, no. Okay, kids, you're in for a real treat today. These gentlemen have kindly volunteered to demonstrate... ...how a stun gun is used to subdue a suspect. KIDS: Ooh! - That's right. - Wait a sec. What? Now, there's two ways to use a stun gun. Up close and personal. [SCREAMS] [LAUGHING] - What the fuck? - Or you can shoot it from a distance. Do I have any volunteers? You wanna come up here and do some shooting? Huh? All right, how about you, young lady? Come on up here. All right. Let's go, handsome, come on. Not you, fat Jesus, slide it on back. You, pretty boy.
The Hangover
29.6s
Hey, guys, when's the next Halley's comet? - Who cares, man? - Do you know, Stu? I don't think it's for, like, another 60 years or something. - But it's not tonight, right? - No, I don't think so. But you don't know for sure? No. I got this cousin who saw one. He said it blew his mind. I wanna make sure I never, ever miss out on a Halley's Comet. So if you guys know if there's gonna be one... Oh, fuck! [ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY & TIGER ROARING]
The Hangover
18.4s
- What are you getting at? - Yeah, Phil, what are you getting at? No one wants to look bad. We gotta get to a wedding... ...and you guys don't need people talking about... ...how some obnoxious tourists borrowed your squad car last night. But look, the point is, I think we can work out a deal. Discreetly of course, ma'am.
The Hangover