- Tell me what, Sid? - The Mercedes. It is a wedding gift from Linda and I.
The Hangover
1.6s
ALAN: Wait.
The Hangover
2s
Can't you see the fun part in anything?
The Hangover
20.4s
Stu, how much you got in the bank? About 10 grand. I was gonna use it for the wedding. You're already married, so we're good there. Besides, enough with Melissa, she's the worst. Yeah, Doug told me she had sex with a pilot or something. It was a bartender on a cruise. What is wrong with you people? - Ew. Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? - Yes.
The Hangover
55.3s
[SINGING] What do tigers dream of When they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras Or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head We're gonna get you back to Tyson And your cozy tiger bed And then we're gonna find Our best friend Doug And then we're gonna give him A best-friend hug Doug Doug Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug But if he's been murdered By crystal-meth tweakers [TIGER GROANS AND THUDS] Well, then we're shit out of luck By the way, we're all gonna die.
The Hangover
8.3s
- Really? - Yeah. Well, we'll talk about it. But give me the 20 so I know you're serious. - Cool. Thanks, Mr. Wenneck. - Yeah.
The Hangover
14.8s
We don't have to tell her everything. We can leave out the stuff... ...about me marrying a hooker. Just stay focused on Doug. - What am I gonna tell my dad? - Alan, relax. It's just the inside. Come on. I got a guy in L.A. Who's great with interiors.
The Hangover
7.2s
Dougie... ...I gotta tell you, man, this was a gorgeous wedding. - I give it six months. - You're a dick.
The Hangover
8.3s
Okay. Well, listen, I gotta go, because we're gonna hit this wine tasting. Wait, wait. I love you. Okay. Bye.
The Hangover
7s
DOUG: Uh-Oh. - What the hell is that? STU: What do you think? If it's what I think it is, I think it's a big fucking mistake.
The Hangover
9.9s
...because this circle's about as far as it's ever gonna go. In other words, forget everything. [CHUCKLES] Doug, I'm serious. I got a wife and kid.
The Hangover
2.9s
How the hell did we manage that?
The Hangover
2.1s
STU: This is so illegal.
The Hangover
2.2s
She looks beautiful, man.
The Hangover
14.8s
Thanks again, champ. And, uh, again, we are so sorry we stole your tiger. Don't worry about it, man. Like you said, we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up. [LAUGHING] - I told you he'd get it. - I did say that.
