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- Whatever. - It's funny, because just the other day... ...me and my boy, we was wondering why they even call them roofies. - You know what I'm talking about? - No. Don't know. Why not floories, right? Because when you take them... ...you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. What about groundies? That's a good new name for them. Or, how about rapies?
The Hangover
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You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass... ...but I think he's kind of a sweetheart. I think he's mean. All right. I think it's officially time we call Tracy. Hallelujah. Finally, Phil says something that makes sense. We don't have much of a choice. And maybe she's heard from Doug. That's what I been saying this whole time.
The Hangover
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Ah! [CHUCKLES] Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you. [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] All right. Hold on. I still need some of your permission slips... ...and $90 for the field trip to the Griffith Observatory next weekend. Pay now, or forever regret missing out on the experience of a lifetime, guys. You're good, you got it. STUDENT: Thanks, Mr. Wenneck. PHIL: Thank you. Hey. You really came through, thank you.
The Hangover
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He was a bartender on a cruise ship. You know that. Guys, I'm standing right here. So I can hear everything that you're saying. Hey, guys. You ready to let the dogs out? - What? - Do what? ALAN: Let the dogs out. You know. [SINGING "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT"] Who brought this guy? DOUG: Yes, Alan, we are ready to let the dogs out. - Hey, congrats. - Thank you.
The Hangover
21.1s
Hey, guys. Look, free almonds. - Oh, no, no, no. Please put those back. - Wait, I'm just hungry. - Well, I know, but... - Stu, what the fuck? It's a pressure-sensitive plate. When you pick it up, you have 30 seconds to put it back... ...or they bill you. ALAN: That's pretty neat. STU: It may be neat, but it's also very expensive, so... Those almonds are probably, like, $14.
The Hangover