- That's it. - Goddamn it. - Wait a second. - I'll go over. I'll go over. PHIL: Stop pulling. ALAN: Can you just...? Hold on. We got it. Alan, just relax. And then just... There we go. Good.
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And I promise for as long as we're married... ...to never, ever put you through anything like this again.
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Hi.
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I gotta go. Okay. Bye.
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- This is yours. - Oh, thank you.
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It's gonna be okay, Stu.
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So, uh, are you sure you're qualified to be taking care of that baby? What? I've found a baby before. - You found a baby before? - Yeah. - Where? - Coffee Bean.
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Make sure he eats the whole thing.
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- I fully agree. - Oh.
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- What if they don't remember us? - Well, let's just find out.
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Oh, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, I know. Maybe it's because we found a baby, a human baby. That's it. That's it. It's because we found a fucking baby.
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All right, look, we were drugged last night. We have no memory of what happened. STU: It's true. We got in all kinds of trouble last night and now we can't find our friend. If you wanna kill us, go ahead because I don't care anymore. - What are you talking about? - I don't care. Why the fuck would you wanna steal his tiger? We tend to do dumb shit when we're fucked up. - I don't believe these guys, man. - Wait, how did you guys find us? One of you dropped your jacket. Found it in the tigers' cage this morning. That's Doug's. Yeah, Doug. His wallet and his room key is in there. - No, that's our missing friend. LEONARD: I don't give a fuck. - Did you guys see him? MIKE: I was fast asleep. Because if he was up, this wouldn't have gone down so smoothly. Maybe one of the tigers ate his ass like Omar.
Yeah, just have a little... [TIGER ROARING] [SCREAMS]
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- Okay. Whoa. Whoa. PHIL: Stu, Stu, Stu.
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If you want to see your friend again, you get me my 80 grand. - What? - Our friend? - You have Doug? PHIL: You know about our friend? [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] - Doug! - Doug!
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...that's somebody's daughter up there. - I was just gonna say that. See? I just wish your friends were as mature as you. They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better. PHIL: Paging Dr. Faggot. Dr. Faggot!