- You sure? I mean, you love this car. - Doug, it's just a car. Just make sure to put some Armor All on the tires so the sand doesn't seep in. Absolutely. That's easy. Oh, and, uh, don't let Alan drive, because there's something wrong with him. DOUG: Understood. Oh, and Phil either. I don't like him. I will be the only one driving this car. I promise. Good. Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
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Ruphylin. Roofies. Commonly known as the date-rape drug. What, so, what are you saying, I was raped last night?
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MAN: It's all there. - Let him go.
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I can't believe I gave my grandmother's Holocaust ring to someone I just met. - What was I thinking? - You were really fucked up. Clearly.
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Stu, relax. Phil, Melissa is like a forensic accountant, okay? She scours my statements. If you want nuts... ...put your own credit card down. - Watch this.
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Using of the Rogaine, check. Make sure to call me right when you get to the hotel... ...not like that conference in Phoenix. I had to wait two hours for you to call me. Yeah, I was the keynote speaker. I was late to the podium. - Still? - Yeah, you're totally right. I'm sorry.
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MAN: Fuck. Okay. Oh, that was some sick shit! [BABY CRYING] ALAN: Who were those guys? STU: We're gonna be okay. Everything's gonna be okay. What the fuck is going on?!
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STU: Not looking. Not looking.
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[CONTINUES SINGING]
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Alan, shall we dance?
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Thank you. Thank you for that. That is exactly what I needed to hear. Not to mention it's pathetic. Those places are filthy. And the worst part is...
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- Whatever. - It's funny, because just the other day... ...me and my boy, we was wondering why they even call them roofies. - You know what I'm talking about? - No. Don't know. Why not floories, right? Because when you take them... ...you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. What about groundies? That's a good new name for them. Or, how about rapies?
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Let me ask you a question.
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- I can't do it. PHIL: Get your fucking hand back in there... ...and steer the car. - I'm too nervous. STU: Alan. We need you, buddy. This is your time to shine, okay? Okay, yeah. Whew.
