Phil, just do it. You should do it. I would, but you lost. It wouldn't be right. Okay, I jammed five roofies in there. Just go in there and throw it in to him.
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...Doug is fine. - Well, why hasn't he called? I don't know, but we're gonna figure it out.
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ALAN: Ow. - Oh, God. Oh, God, are you okay? ALAN: Yeah, I'm fine. - Alan, I'm sorry.
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We just need to be completely honest. We need to tell her everything.
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Last night on the roof, before we went out...
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- What the hell happened to you guys? - Actually, we were hoping you could tell us. What do you mean? I got up this morning, I went to get coffee... ...and I came back and you were gone.
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- I'll stick. - Oh, fuck you! Fuck you!
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Listen, Jade, l... Look, you don't have to say it. I totally understand. - This whole thing was stupid. - Huh.
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DAD: I'm gonna beat you! Ha-ha-ha.
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[LAUGHING] - Bye. - Bye.
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PHIL: Come on. Come on, come on.
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PHIL: What the fuck?
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Sorry I'm late.
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I can't have juice right now. Okay. All right. Let's just track this thing. [PHIL COUGHS] What's the last thing we remember doing last night? Well, the first thing was we were on the roof... ...and were having those shots of Jäger. [RETCHES & COUGHS] And then we ate dinner at The Palm. Right? That's right. And then we played craps at the Hard Rock, and I think Doug was there. That sounds right. No, no. He definitely was. You know what, guys? I don't even remember going to dinner. What the fuck? I don't think I've ever been this hung-over. After the Hard Rock, I blacked out. It was like emptiness. [LAUGHS] Okay. We have up until 10 p. M... ...so that gives us a 12-hour window where we could have lost him. ALAN: What is this? - Oh, my God. That is my tooth. Why do you have that? What else is in your pockets? This is a good thing. No. Check your pockets. Check your pockets. Do you have anything? I have an ATM receipt from the Bellagio. Eleven-oh-five for $800! I am so fucked. I have a valet ticket from Caesars. Looks like we got in at 5:15 a.m. Oh, shit. We drove last night? [ALAN LAUGHS] Driving drunk. Classic. [LAUGHS]
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[SCREAMING]
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We don't have to tell her everything. We can leave out the stuff... ...about me marrying a hooker. Just stay focused on Doug. - What am I gonna tell my dad? - Alan, relax. It's just the inside. Come on. I got a guy in L.A. Who's great with interiors.
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STU: Get off the sidewalk! Get off the sidewalk! I should have been a fucking cop. [STU SCREAMS]
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Thanks, Daddy. Thanks, Sid. [WHISPERING] Close the door. - You're awesome. You are awesome.
