Yeah. I just wish we could actually remember some of it. - Hey, guys? Look what I found. - Whoa, that's my camera. - It was in the back seat of the car. - Oh, Go... Are there photos on it? Yeah. Some of it's even worse than we thought. - No fucking way. Give me that. - Wa... Wa... Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
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[ALAN GRUNTING] [LAUGHING] Funny fat guy fall on face. You okay? All right, we got the money. Eighty grand, cash. Throw it over. Then I give you Doug. Um, I'm sorry. First of all, good morning. And we didn't catch your name last night. Mr. Chow. Leslie Chow. Mr. Chow, it is a pleasure. My name is Stu. And we would very much appreciate an opportunity to see Doug... ...before we give you the money, just to verify that he's okay. - Lf that's cool. - Of course, Stu. That is cool.
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That'll be 32.50.
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Yeah. How could someone have drugged all of us? VALSH: I wouldn't worry about it. The stuff's out of your system. You're gonna be fine. Wait, wait, wait. Please, doctor. Is there anything else? Like, something we may have been talking about, or some place we were going? Actually, there was something. You guys kept talking about some wedding last night. Yeah. No shit. Our buddy Doug's getting married tomorrow. - You know what? I want the 100 back. - No, no. Easy. You kept talking about some wedding you just came from. At the, uh, Best Little Chapel. You kept saying how sick the wedding was and getting all crazy about it. Okay, I hope this helps. I really have to leave. Best Little Chapel, do you know where that is? I do. It's at the corner of Get A Map and Fuck Off. I'm a doctor, not a tour guide. Figure it out yourself, okay? You're big boys.
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Okay, what's up? You guys are acting weird. - Look, it's Jade, right? - Very funny, Phil.
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Oh, goddamn it. - What? - Every flight to L.A. Is booked. - What about Burbank? - Sold out. Oh, fuck! We can't drive there, the wedding starts in three and a half hours. - Alan, where's the car? ALAN: It's on its way. You know what? We can drive there. We can make it. Okay?
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Listen, I'm gonna tell you something. I know some sick people in my life. This guy is the craziest, wildest bastard I ever met in my life, man. - This guy? - This guy is out of his mind. What's going on, you fucking crazy motherfucker? I thought he was gonna eat my dick. What happened? No love for Eddie? You don't hug me? No, no. It's not that, Eddie. Uh, it's just that we're having a hard time remembering what happened here last night. Yeah, was there a wedding here? Do you do weddings here? [LAUGHS] You are cracking my balls, man. I love these guys. Zolea, what are you doing? Bring my friends some tea, some baklava, huh? Come on. Unbelievable, man. Look at this chick. Beautiful ass, no fucking brain. But this is Vegas. You want intimacy, forget it. You're gonna get sex. That's it here, man. No problem for me, though. You want chicks? I can get you beautiful chicks... ...from the Eastern Bloc. No questions. Clean, tight. The tits like that, the nipple like that. Obviously we were here. We're looking for our friend Doug. - Do you remember? - Yeah, the small guy. Like a monkey. - Yeah. - You saw him? Of course. Is there anything you can tell us about what may have happened last night?
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- Wait, what did you just say? - Rapies. - Not you. Doug, what did you say before? - I said groundies. No, before that. You said, "You're more likely to wind up on the floor than..." - Phil. - Listen, Trace, I'm really sorry. L... [GRUNTING] TRACY [OVER PHONE]: Phil? Hello? - Tracy, it's Stu. Stu. Talk to me. What's going on? Uh, nothing. Don't listen to Phil. He's completely out of his mind. He's probably still drunk from last night. Where's Doug? STU: He is paying the bill. We just had a delicious brunch. We're in a hurry to get back, so we gotta get going. - Okay, we'll see you soon. Bye. - Stu. Stu. Fuck. - What the fuck, man? - I know where Doug is.
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I looked everywhere. Gym, casino, front desk. Nobody's seen Doug. He's not here. He's fine. He's a grown man. Seriously, Stu, you gotta calm down. Here, have some juice.
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You know, when you go to Vegas...
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- Really? - Yeah. Well, we'll talk about it. But give me the 20 so I know you're serious. - Cool. Thanks, Mr. Wenneck. - Yeah.
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Whoa, Max. What gives? What, no planetarium? My mom won't give me the money. I'm grounded. - Well, how much you got on you? - I don't know. Like, 20 bucks. Well, give me the 20 and I'll cover the rest.
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Have you met Alan? Tracy's brother. Brother of the... Okay. Ow. That is disgusting. Why haven't you returned my calls?
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[JADE LAUGHING] [SHRIEKING]
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- Shit. DOUG: Heh, heh, heh. - Nice car. DOUG: Yeah. - I'm driving. DOUG: Whoa, no chance, buddy... Don't step... God. Watch the leath... Shut up and drive before these nerds ask me another question. - Animal. - Who's this? - It's Alan. Tracy's brother. - I met you, like, four times. Oh, yeah. How you doing, man?
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Let's do this. [BAND PLAYING "FAME"] [SINGING "FAME"]
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- Enjoy the car? - Mm-hm.
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Stu, how much you got in the bank? About 10 grand. I was gonna use it for the wedding. You're already married, so we're good there. Besides, enough with Melissa, she's the worst. Yeah, Doug told me she had sex with a pilot or something. It was a bartender on a cruise. What is wrong with you people? - Ew. Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? - Yes.