You don't have to do this. Nothing's gonna happen.
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Oh, what the fuck!
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Help, help, help, help. Fuck.
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Still me?
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Daniel, I'm so proud of you. Please, listen to...
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On one of his many excursions abroad, Great-Grandfather came to meet a Mr. Le Bail. He was a... He was a passenger aboard the ship. A collector, of sorts. Purchasing exotic antiquities to resell to wealthy Americans. After discovering a mutual passion for games of chance, they passed a great many hours playing cards. And among Mr. Le Bail's possessions was... that box. And one evening, after indulging in more than their fair ration of rum... Mr. Le Bail proposed a wager.
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As you may know, my great-grandfather, Victor, set up a modest printing shop during the Civil War, manufacturing playing cards. A generation later, my grandfather expanded into sporting goods and board games. Under my leadership, Le Domas Family Games acquired four professional sports teams and reached, well, even greater heights.
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You see, originally, Great-Grandfather was a merchant seaman. It was a hard life. And, like so many, he wanted more.
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You know, it's almost as if someone's watching over us. It all began with a very generous benefactor. And this box.
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Great-Grandfather whiled away the long hours at sea studying the box. Until finally...
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Some may call it luck, but, well, it's a little more than that.
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Oh, sweetheart. I knew you would.
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Well...
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And now, well, now the time has come for you to join us in those traditions. Ooh. Story time.
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Okay. You're okay, you're okay, you're okay. Police are on the way.