Where am I? IOI Plaza. You're a hologram in the real world.
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It's your last chance, Wade. Last chance. Give me the key. I give you 50 million in your account right now. Why the hell would I ever do that?
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(ALARM CONTINUES BEEPING)
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(GRUNTS) One minute into Swordquest, the ice broke. (SIGHS) Well, all three Swordquests. What's next? (OVERLAPPING) Dark Cavern, Laser Blast. It's Adventure. Released in 1979, for the 2600, Adventure was created by Warren Robinett, who was the first video game designer ever to hide his name. In fact... -(CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) -Try Adventure.
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-(GRUNTS) -(GROANS)
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Mechagodzilla! (ROARING)
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(CONTINUES PANTING)
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We're looking for a USPS truck, Ohio plates, a drone spitter, 2036 model.
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Now I know why you stopped short. I stopped because of Kong. No one ever makes it past Kong. That... That's... That's, like, a rule. Well, then you know it can't be true. Because Halliday hated making rules. I can't afford to zero out. -You're afraid to lose your shit. -No, I'm not! What happens when IOI offers you guaranteed coin for the keys to the kingdom? Nolan Sorrento takes over the world. A real gunter would risk everything to save the OASIS from IOI. Who said that? Me.
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What the hell's a Cataclyst? A bomb. Kills every avatar on a planet, even the owner. AECH: Who'd want that? WADE: IOI. They buy everything.
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Oh, yeah! i-R0k, old friend. How are you?
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(BOTH PANTING)
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(MOTORCYCLE SPUTTERING)
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(BEEPING) I can fix it in 10 minutes.
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-X1 haptic bootsuit. -(BEEPING)
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-Favorite shooter? -Excuse me? James Halliday's favorite first-person shooter. -What? -Oh. GoldenEye. -Playing as? -Oddjob. Is this a test? Favorite game variant? Game variant was "slappers only." No weapons. I know what "slappers only" means. Racer? Turbo. And his favorite food was Hot Pockets. Favorite restaurant was Chuck E Cheese. Song was Video Killed the Radio Star by the Buggles. Video wTake on Me by A-ha. Oh, oh... His favorite quote was from Superman. "Some people can read War and Peace "and come away thinking it's a simple adventure story..." "Others can read the ingredients on the back of a chewing-gum wrapper "and unlock the secrets of the universe." Lex Luthor. (CHUCKLES) Cool. What would you do? If you won. The whole contest, I mean. Oh! I mean, I've got tons of plans in the real world. I'd... I'd move into a huge mansion, buy a bunch of cool shit, not be poor.
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Twenty-thou for the holy hand grenade? That's a steal!
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(TIRES SCREECHING) (INSTRUMENTS PLAYING TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)