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1m17s
[Chuckles] - Man, isn't this romantic? Just look at that sunset. - Sunset? Oh, no! I mean, it's late. - I-It's very late. - What? Wait a minute. I see what's going on here. - You're afraid of the dark, aren't you? - Yes! Yes, that's it. I'm terrified. You know, I'd better go inside. Don't feel bad, Princess. I used to be afraid of the dark, too, until-- Hey, no, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark. - [Shrek Sighs] - Good night. Good night. - [Door Creaks] - [Donkey] Ohh! Now I really see what's going on here. Oh, what are you talking about? I don't even wanna hear it. Look, I'm an animal, and I got instincts. I know you two were digging on each other. I could feel it. You're crazy. I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad. Oh, come on, Shrek. Wake up and smell the pheromones. -Just go on in and tell her how you feel. - I-- There's nothing to tell. Besides, even if I did tell her that, well, you know-- and I'm not saying I do 'cause I don't-- she's a princess, and I'm-- An ogre? Yeah. An ogre. - Hey, where you going? - To get... more firewood.
Shrek
1m3s
I guess you don't entertain much, do you? I like my privacy. You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. Like, I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You're trying to give them a hint, and they won't leave. There's that awkward silence. - Can I stay with you? - Uh, what? Can I stay with you, please? - Of course! - Really? - No. - Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. Well, maybe you do. But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay! - Please! Please! - Okay! Okay! - But one night only. - Ah! Thank you! - What are you-- No! No! - This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning I'm making waffles. - Oh! - Where do, uh, I sleep? Outside! Oh, well, I guess that's cool. I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know. [Sniffles] Here I go.
Shrek
31.1s
- [Whimpers] - [Crowd Gasping] Well, uh, that explains a lot. [Farquaad] Ugh! It's disgusting! Guards! Guards! I order you to get that out of my sight now! Get them! - Get them both! - No, no! This hocus-pocus alters nothing. This marriage is binding, and that makes me king! - See? See? - No, let go of me! Shrek! - No! - [Farquaad] Don't just stand there, you morons. Get out of my way! Fiona!
Shrek
58.4s
[Roaring] Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks! You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time-- [Mumbling] Then I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases eking out of my butt that day. Why are you following me? I'll tell you why. 'Cause I'm all alone There's no one here beside me My problems have all gone There's no one to deride me But you gotta have friends-- Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends. Wow. Only a true friend would be that truly honest. Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?
Shrek
2m2s
I thought love was only true in fairy tales [All] Oy! Meant for someone else but not for me Love was out to get me That's the way it seemed Disappointment haunted all my dreams And then I saw her face Now I'm a believer And not a trace Of doubt in my mind - I'm in love - Ooh-ahh I'm a believer I couldn't leave her If I tried God bless us, every one. Come on, y'all! Then I saw her face Ha-ha! Now I'm a believer Listen! Not a trace Of doubt in my mind I'm in love Ooh-ahh I'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried - Ooh! - Uh! Then I saw her face Now I'm a believer Hey! Not a trace Uhh! Yeah. Of doubt in my mind One more time! I'm in love I'm a believer Come on! I believe, I believe I believe, I believe I believe, I believe I believe, I believe, I believe, hey Y'all sing it with me! I Believe I believe People in the back! - I believe - I'm a believer I believe I believe I believe [Hysterical Laughing] Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh. I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
Shrek
1m40s
There is something that I see In the way you look at me There's a smile There's a truth In your eyes What an unexpected way On this unexpected day Could it be This is where I belong It is you I have loved All along There's no more mystery It is finally clear to me You're the home my heart's searched for So long It is you I have loved All along Whoa, over and over I'm filled with emotion As I look Into your perfect face
Shrek
58.3s
Princess? What happened to you? You're, uh, uh, uh, different. - I'm ugly, okay? - Well, yeah! Was it something you ate? 'Cause I told Shrek those rats was a bad idea. - You are what you eat, I said. Now-- - No. I-- I've been this way as Ion as I can remember. What do you mean? Look, I am not never seen you like this before. It only happens when the sun goes down. By night one way, by day another. This shall be the norm... until you find true love's first kiss... and then take love's true form. Ah, that's beautiful. I didn't know you wrote poetry. It's a spell. [Sighs] When I was a little girl, a witch cast a spell on me. Every night I become this. This horrible, ugly beast!
Shrek