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2m19s
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort... which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle... guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep... in the highest room of the tallest tower... for her true love and true love's first kiss. [Laughing] Like that's ever gonna happen. - [Paper Rustling, Toilet Flushes] - What a load of-- Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I am not the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an L on her forehead The years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do So much to see So what's wrong with taking the backstreets You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey, now You're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mould It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now but wait till you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire How 'bout yours That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored - Hey, now, you're an all-star - [Shouting] Get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mould [Belches]
Shrek
55.2s
Uh-- - Really tall? - No! I'm an ogre. You know. Grab your torch and pitchforks. Doesn't that bother you? Nope. - Really? - Really, really. - Oh. - Man, I like you. What's your name? Uh, Shrek. Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody- thinks-of-me thing. I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right. Whoo! Look at that. Who'd want to live in a place like that? That would be my home. Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. You are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.
Shrek
32.9s
Arrgh! I'll make you regret the day we met. I'll see you drawn and quartered! - You'll beg for death to save you! - No! Shrek! - And as for you, my wife, - Fiona! I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days! - I am king! - [Whistles] I will have order! I will have perfection! I will have-- Aaah! - Aah! - All right. Nobody move. I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it. - [Dragon Roars] - I'm a donkey on the edge!
Shrek
2m12s
My beloved monster and me We go everywhere together Wearing a raincoat that has four sleeves - Gets us through all kinds of weather - Aah! She will always be the only thing That comes between me and the awful sting That comes from living in a world that's so damn mean [Croaks] Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh Hey! - La-la, la-la, la-la-la-la - [Both Laughing] La-la, la-la, la-la There it is, Princess. Your future awaits you. - That's DuLoc? - Yeah, I know. You know, Shrek thinks Lord Farquaad's compensating for something, which I think means he has a really-- Ow! Um, I, uh-- - I guess we better move on. - Sure. But, Shrek? - I'm-- I'm worried about Donkey. - [Blubbering] - What? - I mean, look at him. - He doesn't look so good. - What are you talking about? I'm fine. That's what they always say, and then next thing you know, you're on your back. - Dead. - You know, she's right. You look awful. Do you want to sit down? - I'll make you some tea. - I didn't want to say nothing, but I got this twinge in my neck, and when I turn my head like this, look. - [Bones Crunch] - Ow! See? -Who's hungry? I'll find us some dinner. -I'll get the firewood. Hey, where you going? Oh, man, I can't feel my toes! I don't have any toes! I think I need a hug.
Shrek
1m39s
- Is that you, Gorder? - How did you know? Enough! What are you doing in my house? [Grunts] Hey! - [Snickers] - Oh, no, no, no. - Dead broad off the table. - Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken. Huh? [Gasps] [Male Voice] What? I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying ogre! What do I have to do to get a little privacy? - Aah! - Oh, no. Oh, no. - No! No! - [Cackling] - [Cackling Continues] - What? - Quit it. - Don't push. - [Squeaking] - [Lows] What are you doing in my swamp? [Echoing] Swamp! Swamp! Swamp! - [Gasping] - Oh, dear! Whoa! All right, get out of here. All of you, move it! Come on! Let's go! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey! - Quickly. Come on! - No, no! No, no. Not there. Not there. - Oh! - [Sighs] Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite them. Oh, gosh, no one invited us. - What? - We were forced to come here. - By who? - Lord Farquaad. He huffed und he puffed und he... signed an eviction notice. [Sighs] All right. Who knows where this Farquaad guy is? - [Murmuring] - Oh, I do. I know where he is. Does anyone else know where to find him?
Shrek
2m13s
I heard there was a secret chord That David played and it pleased the Lord But you don't really care for music, do ya It goes like this the fourth, the fifth The minor fall the major lift The baffled king composing hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Baby, I've been here before I know this room I've walked this floor I used to live alone before I knew you I've seen your flag on the marble arch But love is not a victory march It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah And all I ever learned from love I show to shoot at someone - Who outdrew you - [Moaning] And it's not a cry you can hear at night It's not somebody who's seen the light - It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah - [Moaning] Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah [Thumping Sound]
Shrek