Cool. [Donkey] So where is this fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway? Inside, waiting for us to rescue her. [Chuckles] I was talking about the dragon, Shrek.
Shrek
31.1s
- [Whimpers] - [Crowd Gasping] Well, uh, that explains a lot. [Farquaad] Ugh! It's disgusting! Guards! Guards! I order you to get that out of my sight now! Get them! - Get them both! - No, no! This hocus-pocus alters nothing. This marriage is binding, and that makes me king! - See? See? - No, let go of me! Shrek! - No! - [Farquaad] Don't just stand there, you morons. Get out of my way! Fiona!
Shrek
12.9s
Fiona. Are you all right? Well, yes. But I don't understand. I'm supposed to be beautiful.
Shrek
8.5s
Princess? - [Creaking] - [Gasps] It's very spooky in here. I am not playing no games.
Shrek
58.4s
[Roaring] Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks! You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time-- [Mumbling] Then I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases eking out of my butt that day. Why are you following me? I'll tell you why. 'Cause I'm all alone There's no one here beside me My problems have all gone There's no one to deride me But you gotta have friends-- Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends. Wow. Only a true friend would be that truly honest. Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?
Shrek
2.6s
I was hoping this would be a happy ending.
Shrek
2.4s
[Rumbling]
Shrek
4.3s
Princess? Princess Fiona?
Shrek
2m2s
I thought love was only true in fairy tales [All] Oy! Meant for someone else but not for me Love was out to get me That's the way it seemed Disappointment haunted all my dreams And then I saw her face Now I'm a believer And not a trace Of doubt in my mind - I'm in love - Ooh-ahh I'm a believer I couldn't leave her If I tried God bless us, every one. Come on, y'all! Then I saw her face Ha-ha! Now I'm a believer Listen! Not a trace Of doubt in my mind I'm in love Ooh-ahh I'm a believer I couldn't leave her if I tried - Ooh! - Uh! Then I saw her face Now I'm a believer Hey! Not a trace Uhh! Yeah. Of doubt in my mind One more time! I'm in love I'm a believer Come on! I believe, I believe I believe, I believe I believe, I believe I believe, I believe, I believe, hey Y'all sing it with me! I Believe I believe People in the back! - I believe - I'm a believer I believe I believe I believe [Hysterical Laughing] Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh. I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
Shrek
1m40s
There is something that I see In the way you look at me There's a smile There's a truth In your eyes What an unexpected way On this unexpected day Could it be This is where I belong It is you I have loved All along There's no more mystery It is finally clear to me You're the home my heart's searched for So long It is you I have loved All along Whoa, over and over I'm filled with emotion As I look Into your perfect face
Shrek
5.6s
Princess, where are you? [Wings Fluttering]
Shrek
4.6s
[Orchestra]
Shrek
58.3s
Princess? What happened to you? You're, uh, uh, uh, different. - I'm ugly, okay? - Well, yeah! Was it something you ate? 'Cause I told Shrek those rats was a bad idea. - You are what you eat, I said. Now-- - No. I-- I've been this way as Ion as I can remember. What do you mean? Look, I am not never seen you like this before. It only happens when the sun goes down. By night one way, by day another. This shall be the norm... until you find true love's first kiss... and then take love's true form. Ah, that's beautiful. I didn't know you wrote poetry. It's a spell. [Sighs] When I was a little girl, a witch cast a spell on me. Every night I become this. This horrible, ugly beast!
Shrek
10.5s
[Creaking] [Sighs] I thought I told you to stay outside. - I am outside. - [Clattering] [Clattering]
Shrek
2.1s
[Sighs]
Shrek
28.7s
You know what? When we met, I didn't think you was just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. Yeah, I know. So, uh, are there any donkeys up there? Well, there's, um, Gabby, the Small and Annoying. Okay, I see it now. The big shiny one, right there. That one there? - That's the moon. - Oh, okay.
Shrek
2.6s
[Sighs]
Shrek
25.1s
- Aah! - Oh, no! - No, help! - Shh! - Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! - No, it's okay. It's okay. - What did you do with the princess? - Donkey, I'm the princess. - Aah! - It's me, in this body. Oh, my God! You ate the princess! - Can you hear me? - Donkey! - Listen, keep breathing! I'll get you out of there! - No! - Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! - Shh. - Shrek! - This is me. [Muffled Mumbling]