Do you even know my last name? Silly. I've been sending you signals all year.
Jennifer's Body
4.9s
Couldn't you tell? You give me such a wettie.
Jennifer's Body
5.4s
No, baby. This is our house, just for you and me.
Jennifer's Body
41s
Hi. Hi. Uh� we just wanted to meet you or something. I'm Jennifer Check, and this is my friend. Hi. I'm Nikolai. This is, uh� These guys are my band. Low Shoulder. Yeah, we've heard� I've heard about you. You play your instruments really super good. Thank you. We are professionals. Hey. Sorry. Could I ask you a question? Um, why would you wanna play all the way out here in Devil's Kettle? You live in the city, right? Yeah. But, you know, I think it's really important sometimes to try and connect with our fans... in the shitty areas too.
Jennifer's Body
2.2s
Nice hardware, ace.
Jennifer's Body
2.4s
Feel my heart, Jonas.
Jennifer's Body
1.5s
Especially Chip.
Jennifer's Body
10.1s
Sure, we all hoped this would be the last funeral, but I knew better. So I did some research. Paranormal research.
Jennifer's Body
8.6s
So... you can take your pain... and you can shove it up your asses, kids.
Jennifer's Body
1m15s
So, you remember the night ofthe fire? I got really messed up. And those guys from Low Shoulder - totally evil. They're basically, like, agents of Satan... with really awesome haircuts. dd Where- Where are we going? You don't have to talk ifyou don't want to. d All right, dear Have a nice year d d Teach the mean girls d d How to be feared d Are you guys rapists? - dd - Oh, God, I hate girls. d You could be satisfied d Are you even sure if she's a fucking virgin, man? Yes. Yes, I'm a virgin. I'm a virgin. I've never even done sex. I don't know how. So you guys should find somebody who does... know how. See, Dirk? I told you, man. You owe me a beer. - What did they do to you? - Just let me finish. dd So they drove me out to the falls... and I kept looking for a way to escape, but it's really dark out there.
Jennifer's Body
4.3s
Great. But get it nice and tight, though, 'cause I don't wanna get fuckin' clawed.
Jennifer's Body
18.1s
I don't know ifwe should go through with this. Dirk. Do you wanna work at Moose Hoof Coffee forever? I don't, okay? Do you wanna be a big loser, or... do you wanna be rich and awesome... like that guy from Maroon 5?
Jennifer's Body
3.7s
It's, like, some X-Men shit, right?
Jennifer's Body
11.5s
No! Please! Please! Do one ofyou guys have something to shut her up with?
Jennifer's Body
7.7s
What about my mom's Kia? Why were you covered in blood? You didn't even look human.
Jennifer's Body
3.2s
Okay. What the fuck?
Jennifer's Body
39.9s
Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? There's so many of us, and we're all so cute... and it's like, ifyou don't get on Letterman... or some retarded soundtrack, you're screwed, okay? Satan is our only hope. We're in league with the beast now, and we have to make a really big impression on him. And to do that, we're going to have to butcher you and bleed you. And then Dirk here's gonna wear your face. Relax. I'm kidding about the face. The rest is gonna happen though. Why don't you just get a publicist? We can make T-shirts. I could be a part ofyour street scene. Please. Sorry. No can do. But you know what? Maybe we'll write a song about you. As a fan, that'd be cool, right?
Jennifer's Body
16.5s
They did a big memorial assembly for Colin at school. And we had to watch another presentation about curfews and the buddy system... and how to deal with grief. But nobody seemed to care anymore. Sorrow was last week's emotion.