It's just wearing off or something. What's wearing off?
Jennifer's Body
8s
We're talkin' about butt. We're talkin' about legs. We're talking about virtually no impact. This should sell for 14.95.
Jennifer's Body
5.5s
"Devil's Kettle" sounds twisted, I know, but the place is just named after a waterfall.
Jennifer's Body
2.1s
I'm kinda the shit.
Jennifer's Body
2.9s
Wait. Colin.
Jennifer's Body
2.7s
Is that my Evil Dead T-shirt?
Jennifer's Body
5.1s
Fatalities have grown in a horrific fire... that destroyed a popular local nightclub... in Devil's Kettle last night.
Jennifer's Body
10.5s
Yeah? I feel so scrumptious! Goody for you. You know when you kiss a boy for the first time, and it feels like your entire body is on vibrate?
Jennifer's Body
26.5s
Hello, Needy. Hi. Jennifer. Hi, Colin. Can I borrow your English homework again? I forgot to read Hamlet. Is he gonna fuck his mom? No� I don't� I don't� I don't think so. Um, I actually wanted to ask you something. You wanna know if I'll go out with you? No! Yeah. What? I� - I don't g� How'd you know? - Just go ahead with the pitch.
Jennifer's Body
15.1s
Mmm. Hi, Chip. Hey, hey. Ugh. Get a room. So, talking to your mysterious pal Colin Gray again. No. He was asking Jennifer out on a date. That's weird.
Jennifer's Body
23.5s
Just one Toast 'Em, huh? I like Toast 'Ems. Well, that's good. But I'm not sure a Toast 'Em can provide sufficient energy during your day. I recommend more complex carbo� - No, she didn't! - I recommend you shut the fuck up! All right.
Jennifer's Body
2.2s
I'll kill him myself.
Jennifer's Body
14.7s
Forget it. He's seminal, but whatever. Anyway, this singer guy, Jennifer says he's extra salty, so- Salty. Salty means beautiful. Well, then you must be soy sauce, babe.
Jennifer's Body
4.5s
Ow! Shit! Ooh! Puncture wound. God, that's so emo.
Jennifer's Body
1.7s
I remember.
Jennifer's Body
5.4s
No, baby. This is our house, just for you and me.
Jennifer's Body
6.4s
Come on, Needy. I promised Chip that I would hang out with him tonight. Boo. Cross out Needy.
Jennifer's Body
39s
Sandbox love never dies. d Dance, dance, dance, dance d d You are the girl d d That I've been dreaming ofd You're totally lesbi-gay. What? She's my best friend. d Ever since I was a little girl d d One d d I'm biting my tongue d d Two d d He's kissing on you dd Hey, Monistat. What's up, Vagisil? You and me are going out tonight. Uh, tonight. Why? Because Low Shoulder are playing at Melody Lane. They're this indie rock band from the city. I saw their MySpace page, and the lead singer's extra salty. Plus, there'll be lots of other salty morsels there for you.
