No! No! With the deepest malice, we deliver this virgin unto thee. Dude, that is a hot murder weapon. It's a bowie knife. Bowie? Nice. - Here we go! It's gonna be gnarly! - No, please, please! No, please, God! Wait a second. I just thought of something. Jenny, Jenny, you're the girl for me. You don't know me, but you make me so happy. I tried to call you before, but I lost my nerve. d I used my imagination d d But I was disturbed d dJenny, I got your number d d I need to make you mine d dJenny, don't change your number d d 867-5309 d d 867-5309 dd They killed you. I'm still here, aren't I? They did go all Benihana on my ass with that knife and it should have killed me, but for some reason it didn't.
Jennifer's Body
13.4s
Shoot. Please don't talk to yourself. It's one ofyour more freakish Needy behaviors... and it makes us both look like total gaylords. Ew. Fuck. You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buffyour situation.
Jennifer's Body
21s
Needy, I think you might wanna talk to the school shrink. I'm not saying that to be a dillhole. Chip, I don't tell whoppers, and I'm not crazy. I didn't say you were crazy. It's just, everybody's a little messed up about this, and it's okay to feel� Discombobulated? Yeah. Fucked up. Hey, Needy. - Oh, hi, Colin. - I heard you were there last night in the fiery trenches.
Jennifer's Body
12.4s
This is a dark, dark day... for Devil's Kettle. And believe me you, I have lived through some� some pretty heavy stuff.
Jennifer's Body
2s
We can't get through there!
Jennifer's Body
10.2s
I watched her get into that van, and I knew something awful was going to happen. He was skinny and twisted and evil, like this petrified tree I saw when I was a kid.
Jennifer's Body
26.7s
We lost eight precious students... including Ahmet from India, several parents... and our beloved Spanish teacher, Senorita Erickson. No way. Erickson ate shit? Now more than ever, put aside your teenage concerns... about who's a cool dude, or who's a ho.
Jennifer's Body
5s
Needy, do you want me to come over or something? I don't know. Maybe.
Jennifer's Body
7.3s
I knew it was real. I'd been up all night, scrubbing the carnage offthe linoleum.
Jennifer's Body
1.6s
No!
Jennifer's Body
2s
Needy?
Jennifer's Body
2.1s
Yeah.
Jennifer's Body
43.4s
You're okay, right? Uh, yeah. But there was this huge stampede, and all the people that fainted got run over, and you could hear their bones breaking. And the people� like, the people on fire just smelled like� This is crazy. Jennifer's still with those creeps. They took her in their spooky van with the windows all blacked out. - Did you get the make and model? - I don't know, Chip. An '89 Rapist? She's still in there. We have to go find her. Who cares aboutJennifer and those douche bags... with their douche bag haircuts and their man-scara? People just burned to death. Oh, cheese and fries. There's somebody here! I'm all alone. I'm freaked out. - Where is your mom? - Swing shift.
Jennifer's Body
22.9s
People died, Jennifer. It's, like, all over the news. National news. Anybody that we know? We know everyone. Sucks to be them, I guess. What is wrong with you? What's wrong with you? Besides the obvious surface flaws.
Jennifer's Body
2.4s
Oh.
Jennifer's Body
4.7s
That's so strange. Maybe I'm going crazy.
Jennifer's Body
2m18s
Good evening, Devil's Lake. Devil's Kettle! Fuckin'- A right, it is. dd d All alone in an empty room d d Nothing left but the memories d d Ofwhen d d I had my best friend d d And I don't know how we ended up here d d I don't know but it's never been so clear d d We made a mistake, dear d d And I see d d The broken glass in front of me d d I see d d Your shadow hanging over me d d And your face, I can see d d Through the trees d d I will find you d d I will heal d d The ruins left inside you d d 'Cause I'm still here breathing now d d I'm still here breathing now d d I'm still here breathing now d d Until I'm set free d d Goin' quiet through the trees d d And I remember how we used to talk d d About the places we would go when we grew up d d And all that we were gonna find d d And I remember watching our seeds grow d d And how you cried when you saw the first leaf show d dd Let's go!
Jennifer's Body
27s
Listen, it's really dangerous out here. You wanna head someplace safer, like my van? What? I'm in survival mode right now, and I want us to get to a familiar place. And right now, I feel like that's my van. Okay. Okay, this one's in shock. Great. Are you in shock? Have some ofthat. No. Jennifer? Hey.