- Is he serious? - Oh please! Where's a bad guy going to win a medal? Of course he's not serious. I've never been more serious about anything in my life. That's why I came straight here, Tapper. You've never given me a bum steer. Now, come on. Where can a guy like me go and win a medal? I don't think such a game exists, Ralph. Come on. You know people. There's got to be... Tapper, I need a root beer. Coming! Hold that thought.
Wreck-It Ralph
14.8s
All right, Gene. You know what? I'm gonna win a medal. I am gonna win a medal! The shiniest medal this place has ever seen! A medal that will be so good that it will make Felix's medals wet their pants!
Wreck-It Ralph
4s
- Hey, excuse you! - We are humanity's last hope. Our mission? Destroy all cy-bugs.
Wreck-It Ralph
2s
And good night! Thank you for the party.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.3s
What am I doing?
Wreck-It Ralph
1.6s
What is this? No.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.6s
Mushroom? No.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.8s
Yes, you are.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.3s
Sweet mother hubbard!
Wreck-It Ralph
39.8s
How about we just eat the cake? Hang on. Felix needs to be on the roof. Because he's about to get his medal! Then how about we just take that medal. And give it to Ralph for once? Would that be the end of the world, Gene? Now you're just being ridiculous. Only good guys win medals, And you, sir, are no good guy. I could be a good guy if I wanted to, and I could win a medal! And when you do, come and talk to us. And then would you finally let me be on top of the cake with you guys? If you won a medal, We'd let you live up here in the penthouse! But it will never happen. Because you're just the bad guy who wrecks the building. No, I'm not. Yes, you are! No, I'm not!
Wreck-It Ralph
39.3s
Well, I'll be dipped. You've really outdone yourself, Mary. Oh, and look! There's all of us at the top. Each apartment is everyone's favorite flavor. Norwood's is red velvet. Guilty! And lemon for Lucy, rum cake for Gene, - And for Felix... - Hey, Mary. Um... What's the flavor of that mud that I'm stuck in there? Chocolate. I've never been real fond of chocolate. Well, I did not know that. One other little thing. I hate to be picky, but this angry little guy here... - My cake! - ...might be a lot happier if you put him up here with everyone else.
Wreck-It Ralph
12.2s
Cake? Heard about this cake stuff. Never had it. No one ever seems to throw it out. So it never ends up in the dump. I never actually tasted it. I've always wanted to try cake.
Wreck-It Ralph
7.8s
We are humanity's last hope. Our mission? Destroy all cy-bugs. You ready, rookie? Let's find out.
Wreck-It Ralph
5s
Hi. Just a heads-up, Felix. They're bringing out the cake in a few shakes. - Hey, Glen. - Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph
5s
What about this? We can make room. Here. We could take turns. Easy.
Wreck-It Ralph
2.5s
You are humanity's last hope.
Wreck-It Ralph
22.7s
Rooting-tooting, ready for shooting! All right. Now listen up, because I'm only going to say this once. Fear is a four-letter word, ladies. If you want to go pee-pee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself. It's make your mamas proud time! I love my mama! Heads up! First-person shooter, coming through! Ooh, robot! Boop, boop, boop.