My sweet subjects, I can without a pinch of hesitation assure you that I have never been so happy in all my life to say the following words: Let the random roster race commence!
Wreck-It Ralph
7.5s
Okay, remember, you don't have to win. Just cross that finish line, and you'll be a real racer. I'm already a real racer.
Wreck-It Ralph
4.2s
A stinkbrain? The stinkiest brain ever.
Wreck-It Ralph
5.9s
- And? - A selfish diaper baby. And? And...
Wreck-It Ralph
1.1s
Batter up!
Wreck-It Ralph
1.4s
My candle!
Wreck-It Ralph
1.7s
Come on! No sleeping on the job!
Wreck-It Ralph
4.2s
Come on, chumbo. Ralph, my man. My main man.
Wreck-It Ralph
6.6s
Baking! Pump up the heat and hold the perfect temperature. Ralph, a little help here? I'm on it.
Wreck-It Ralph
4.8s
Okay, good. Little more. Yeah, that's it! Hold it, hold it, hold it.
Wreck-It Ralph
11s
Underpants. No, no! You're getting all the wrong stuff, kid. I'm trying! Let me up there. I'll do it. No. Yes. Gross. Milk. Yes, yes, yes.
Wreck-It Ralph
2.1s
Yeah, no problem. Give me this thing here.
Wreck-It Ralph
1s
Hey, cough drop.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.2s
Gene, wait! Wait!
Wreck-It Ralph
1.2s
Ooh, your eye.
Wreck-It Ralph
6.3s
The vines. They're laffy taffy. They're attracted to whatever makes them laugh. Here, hit me again.
Wreck-It Ralph
4.3s
Well, I'll say this much, they don't call your friend "Wreck-It" for nothing.
Wreck-It Ralph
5.1s
Nope. Lucky for him. Otherwise I would have slapped his corpse.