I'll bet that's Mario. Fashionably late, per the norm. I'll get it, Felix.
Wreck-It Ralph
31.8s
You can't mess with the program, Ralph. You're not going turbo, are you? Turbo? No, I'm not going turbo! Come on, guys! Is it turbo to want a friend? Or a medal? Or a piece of pie every once in a while? Is it turbo to want more out of life? Yes! Ralph, Ralph, we get it. But we can't change who we are. And the sooner you accept that, the better off your game and your life will be. Hey. One game at a time, Ralph. Now let's close out with the bad guy affirmation.
Wreck-It Ralph
21.9s
Step aside, sir. Random security check. Random my behind! You always stop me. I'm just a Surge Protector doing my job, sir. - Name? - Lara Croft. - Name? - Wreck-It Ralph! And where are you coming from? Pac-man. Did you bring any fruit with you? No! No. No fruit. Okay, then. Where are you heading? Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Anything to declare? - I hate you. I get that a lot. Proceed.
Wreck-It Ralph
11.4s
If you leave your game, stay safe, stay alert, And whatever you do, don't die. Because if you die outside your own game, you don't regenerate. Ever. Game ove.
Wreck-It Ralph
8.6s
Okay, gang, see you next week. Listen, I can't do snacks next week. Hang in there, Ralph. Hey, zombie, don't forget your hatchets. There you go.
Wreck-It Ralph
4.9s
Great party, Felix. Why, thank you, friend. Felix. You're needed on the dance floor!
Wreck-It Ralph
1.7s
I don't want to be the bad guy anymore.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.4s
Here you go, buddy.
Wreck-It Ralph
1.1s
Bad guy coming!
Wreck-It Ralph
1.3s
Whoo!
Wreck-It Ralph
5s
"Happy 30th anniversary"? They're having a party without me.
Wreck-It Ralph
34.1s
You must love you. Yeah! Inside here! Yes. Okay. All right, I get you. Watch out. It's dripping. Question, Ralph. We've been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now. And tonight you finally show up. - Why is that? - I don't know. I just felt like coming. I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that... Well, today is the 30th anniversary of my game. Well, happy anniversary, Ralph. Thanks, Satan. It's Sateen, actually. Got it. But here's the thing.
Wreck-It Ralph
20.1s
We are humanity's last hope. You okay there, space cadet? We've only been plugged in a week. And every day it's, "Climb the building, then fight bugs." "Climb the building, fight more bugs!" Yeah, yeah. Right. Look. Easy on the overalls, spaceman. It's tough all over, all right? And all for what? A lousy medal?
Wreck-It Ralph
12.5s
Ralph, can I help you? Hey, Felix. Just wanted to check on you. I saw a big explosion or something go over the building there. Those were just fireworks. Fireworks. Okay. Phewf.
Wreck-It Ralph
11.8s
Right. I'm sorry. You lost me there. - Zombie! Bad guy! - Hi, zombie. Hi, zombie. Zangief saying labels not make you happy. Good! Bad!
Wreck-It Ralph
8.9s
I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.