- So, what's on your bucket list? - Who, me? Yeah. Everyone has a bucket list, right? Sure, but... I mean, you're the one leaving Earth, and... I'm not planning on dying anytime soon. Don't be so sure. Your best friend is a magnet for danger. Are you anointing yourself as the bestie? Mm-hmm. A little presumptuous, but... I mean... What, no... I like you, of course, but, you know, we're not best friends. You tucked me in last night. Fine, fine, fine. Best animal friend. - That would be my dog, Ozzy. - Okay... let's drop this increasingly humiliating topic of conversation. Bucket list. Give it to me!
Sonic the Hedgehog
21s
Hipsters. - How dare you. - Oh, hey. You know what? We were leaving anyway. Weren't we? - There's not a problem here. - No, no, no, it's okay. No, no, no, we're leaving. I know exactly how to handle this situation. Pop quiz, hotshot. You just picked a fight with a poorly disguised hedgehog who's seen way too many action movies. What do you do? What do you do?
Sonic the Hedgehog
2s
I'm gonna puke!
Sonic the Hedgehog
8s
- Oh-ho-ho-ho! - Nice going! Thanks! It's awesome right? All right, who's next? Who wants some? Who do I get to beat up?
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.1s
Pew, pew-pew-pew, pew-pew-pew-pew!
Sonic the Hedgehog
2.9s
No good. You need a special key to get to the roof.
All right! Looking good! Okay. You said you wanted to help people in real trouble, right?
Sonic the Hedgehog
55.9s
Space hedgehog, stay there. Try to rest. You got it. I am great at resting. I rest faster than anybody. Still talking. Uh, first of all, can we take a moment to acknowledge how under control I've been? - Amazing. - Didn't freak out. - No. - Totally calm. - Thank you. - Ahh. Second of all... What the heck is going on? Is that thing an alien? Okay, so, remember how Crazy Carl is always going on - about the blue devil? - The blue devil! - That's him? He's real? - Yeah. What is he doing here? What are you doing here? I... kinda sorta... shot our little blue friend with your tranq gun. - No, you did not. - I didn't mean to. This is kinda hard for me to explain. And it's gonna sound a little bit crazy. He has to get to the Transamerica building, and I promised I'd take him. Uh-uh! Aliens? Maddie, your husband's lost his mind. Use this as an opportunity to leave him. No one would judge you.
Sonic the Hedgehog
13.7s
Well, that's what you're doing. Blue alien hedgehogs still count as people. Right? - I think so too. - Yeah. - I think. - Okay. I love you. Did I tell you that already? I don't deserve you. You know that? I know that.
Sonic the Hedgehog
21.1s
- She'll be fine. - Yeah, let's do that. Mm-hmm. This is my house! Coming through! Whoa, whoa! Now this is my turn, and I go around you. Sorry! And... - perfect park. - What are you, crazy? Is there anything you didn't hit? Why did we let the alien drive? Hey, I got us here. And please, five stars.
Sonic the Hedgehog
8.6s
- Hey. - Hey. So, my truck still runs, but it's pretty much totaled. You think your sister would mind if we borrowed her car? You have got to be kidding me!
Sonic the Hedgehog
7.5s
Well, I don't see the appeal. Stop! That is very gross.