Come on, buddy. Get him, Sonic! Come on. Yeah. Come on.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
15.1s
[screams] I can't swim! Help! If I die, don't look in my closet! Hey, hey, you're good. You're all right. Come on. [shivering] It's freezing. All right, okay. Take it easy. [shivering] All right. You're good. Okay.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
14.5s
[lapping] Oh! Blech! Ozzy, morning breath! Sonic. Are you still in bed? You're supposed to meet Tom, remember? [grunts] All right, all right, I'm up! I'm up.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
2.5s
[sirens wailing] [tires screech]
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
5s
[sighs] You're supposed to be my friend. Stop trying to be my dad.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
27s
[Sonic on tape] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there. I wouldn't come any closer, because this little hedgehog had way too many chili dogs. Oh, no. Oh, no. [Farts] I'm so embarrassed. Get out of here quick! Oh, no, here comes another one! [farts] Go. Now. Save yourself. [tape rewinds] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there. I wouldn't come any closer, [distorting] because this little hedgehog had way too many chili dogs. Oh, no. Oh, no. [Farts] I'm so embarrassed. Get out of here... Ugh! I knew I should've used real farts.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
25.6s
But trust me when I tell you, there will come a time when your powers will be needed. But you don't choose that moment. That moment chooses you. Whoa. Look at you. [Chuckles] Look at that. I just got goose bumps. Wait a second. Did you steal that from Oprah? No, sir. That is a Wachowski family special. Came from my dad, in this very boat, on this very lake.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
27.7s
You see, Earth is my turf, G. If you don't know how to floss, you'll be lost without me. I understand nothing of what you just said. I help you retrieve the Emerald, and you use it to... destroy the hedgehog! You're suggesting an alliance. Around here we simply grip each other's hands tightly.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
1m22s
[grunts] Because you saved me first, which clearly gave you a tactical advantage I do not understand. It wasn't a tactic. I couldn't just let you die. Why? I've been trying to destroy you since the moment we met. Because being a hero isn't about taking care of yourself. It's about taking responsibility for other people. Hmm. Wise words. An ancient Earth proverb? No, sir, that's a Wachowski family special. I got it from a guy in a rowboat. Someone who means a lot to me. [biplane approaching] Wait a second. What's that sound? Only Sonic the Hedgehog needs rescuing this much. [laughs] That sly little fox! Come on, Knucklehead. We're not beat yet. On the mountain, you told me you'd lost everything. The way I did. But you seem so hopeful and free. How did you move forward despite failing again? And again. And again. And again. And again. Okay, I didn't fail that much. But I didn't do this all alone. I found a new family. New friends. And you can too. You don't have to be alone anymore.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
2.2s
What was that?
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
5.2s
[bones cracking] [Sonic] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Are you kidding me with that handshake?
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
3.6s
[muffled yelling]
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
7.3s
Surely two intelligent beings can work these things out!
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
1.7s
[yelps]
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
35.9s
[Wade] I'm done playing games, pal. You're gonna tell me what I want to know. And I am asking you for the last time... what would you like on your bagel? I'm not telling you anything. And that is a display bagel. I don't get it with you! I mean, I've tried everything. I was good cop. I was bad cop. I was cop who offers you a bagel. And nothing. It's like... That is a display bagel. Wow. [rumbling] [electronic warbling]